(noun)- when someone is at the point when they can longer hold their shit in any longer, will result in inability to walk, stomach cramps and a photo finish at the bathroom (if the victim makes it to a bathroom in time)
*walking down the street*
Matt : Dude, I'm on the last mile. *slows down*
Eddie: Sucks to be you, the closest bathroom is a mile away
Matt : Dude, I'm on the last mile. *slows down*
Eddie: Sucks to be you, the closest bathroom is a mile away
by derpdederp101 June 10, 2011
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Melded (v.) - To do something so retarded that afterwards there is no answer to questions such as "Why the hell would you do that" and "How did you manage that one".
Melded (v.) - To do something so retarded that afterwards there is no answer to questions such as "Why the hell would you do that" and "How did you manage that one".
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A person lacking friends and or little to no social interactions. A milder is also someone who is tall and sluggish and have yet to loose their virginity and have had no affectionate interactions with a female. For example, kissing, making out, blow jobs, fingering.....etc. basically a milder is a unsocial, sluggish, tall, virgin with no ambition in life and will go no where in life.
A person lacking friends and or little to no social interactions. A milder is also someone who is tall and sluggish and have yet to loose their virginity and have had no affectionate interactions with a female. For example, kissing, making out, blow jobs, fingering.....etc. basically a milder is a unsocial, sluggish, tall, virgin with no ambition in life and will go no where in life.
That kid was sitting next to me all year, I didn't even know he went to school here. What a milder.
He's 17 and a virgin with no friends, what a milder.
He's 17 and a virgin with no friends, what a milder.
by Grand master Lockwood January 25, 2016
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Get the Mildak mug.An indication of disgust toward, or warning against hooking up with a particularly disgusting slut. She is so gross that upon seeing her and/or learning about her numerous sexual partners, you feel it's only safe to strap up with at least sixteen rubbers and stay a mile away from her pussy or more at all times to avoid getting a severe case of VD.
Tom: Dude! I think I'm gonna score with Kendra at Mike's party tonight, can't wait to hit that shit raw!
Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.
Jerry: You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Oh well, have fun getting sloppy thirds 20 minutes after the party starts. I'd strap on 16 a mile away.
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