After feeding a Tijuana hooker copious amounts of tacos topped with hot chilli, you cable tie her to a bed and wait for her bowel to move. Once she starts to shit you shove your cock in her burning asshole then wipe her shit in her eyes, thus making her howl like a Mexican Swamp Dog.
Continue the process wiping as much as you can on her to make her look like a Mexican Swamp Dog as well as sound like one. Finish by busting a nut on her lips to make it look like she has rabies.
I was in Tijuana for business, so I picked up a hooker named Margarita and she let me give her the Mexican Swamp Dog
Nobody really knows what it is. Just that it is a sex position which can kill you if you try it without years of practice. You're gonna need parallel bars, chains, a drill and four pounds of butter.
Dude, have you heard? John tried the Mexican Sausage Diver last night and died. He didn't even make it to the hospital. Poor guy, he forgot the butter.
1. A Pimp who has to babysit his hoe and or his/her kids in order for her to function and be productive. 2. A chilli bowl pimp with 1 bitch he won't let out his sight for the fear of loosing her... usually wears a sombrero
Manual sat at the buststop and Mexican pimped while Lisa worked the corner next to him. Sometimes he hid in the bushes but his sombrero would stick out