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mattias? he's stinky
by ghpsty March 8, 2024
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Mathis

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mattivities

Activities/hobbies your average Matt or Matthew would do on a Tuesday at 3pm for example. Things can include kitesurfing, longboarding, all you can eat oyster bars, cliffjumping, mountain climbing, and shopping for a pair of sunglasses at a Walgreens.
Matt: Kyle, you wanna catch some wind with me at the park and get AYCE oysters?

Kyle: bro youre an EMT, I cant stand your Mattivities right now, besides its a fucking Wednesday afternoon.
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mattius smithius

matt smiths true name when he descended to the mortal realm he reliquneshed his godly name, he is the sole creator of all and he was also in morbius 2022
hey is that mattius smithius
by mattsmith563 July 24, 2024
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mastiss

A female that lives in the mastic/Shirley area of Long Island. Mastiss' tend to have a lust for cheap booze, cheap reservation cigarettes and mid 90's ford Taurus'. They tend to either be slightly overweight while stuffed into cheap Kmart jeans or crackhead skinny with purple hair, random bad face piercings and poor dental hygeine. Usually unwed with a child or two.
Damn! Look at those mastiss' over there sitting on the hood of that rotted '93 taurus. They're sharing a bottle of thunderbird and some clipped rez smokes!"
by Jerry Haglividi May 21, 2024
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Mattias Musik

Bad radio songs and depressed wanna-be rappers with splendid amount of autotune
Damn that track is shit, låter som Mattias Musik
by manneboiimc June 10, 2024
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Mantis Method

The exercise in which a male individual makes his hands into a pinching shape that closely resembles a Mantis, then grabs the shaft of their penis, squeezes the area but not the vein, then after that starts pulling that area outwards. This ancient technique was used by Medieval kings used to please their wives.
Yeah man my wife practiced the Mantis Method on me because my dick was so small..
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 7, 2025
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