Dear Master

A humorous (but actually serious) story written about two gay men. It can be found various places online and has somewhat of a legend status.

"He adopted the most adorable submissive pose" qouted from Dear Master.

by Toee September 10, 2006

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mix master

The person capable of mixing the best alcoholic drinks, even with a lack of ingredients. By combining even the most bizarre and unique beverages that would appear to be a terrible combination, the Mix Master impresses all by creating a delicious mixed drink suitable for almost anyone. Those who attempt a Mix Master Drink that are not of Mix Master Status often times fail misserably.

Caution: This drink should only be attempted under Mix Master supervision

by Mix Master C September 11, 2008

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Master Baster

The sole sperm donor to a woman wishing to get pregnant many times. The babies are conceived through artificial insemination, sometimes nicknamed the turkey baster method.

The mother of the newborn octuplets claims that her babies and the six kids she already has (14 children in all) were all conceived by the master baster, and not different men.

by Dr. Claw February 9, 2009

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d-master

Sucks the dick good. Love the dick

The woman is one d-master

by Wyatt Mathews September 10, 2006

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master baker

a baker or pastry chef that masturbates

bob: wow, that guy is masturbating into a donut

cindy lou: he must be a master baker

bob: masturbater?

cindy lou: no, a master baker

llama: baaa!!!

by kiki maleki October 8, 2011

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