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skid marks

by mike February 12, 2003
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gask mask

attaching a bong to the hilt of a gask mask; a very efficient way of getting high.
tommy, pass that fuckin gas mask
by killachronic August 27, 2005
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mud mask

You wait for your partner to roll to one side of their pillow, shit on the other side, and then watch them roll back onto it.
"Dude, Jason is gonna give you a Mud Mask tomorrow morning."
by Drummererb August 30, 2006
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Bastard marks

1.)When you take your moms car (usually automatic and front wheel drive) and drive in y our back yard on the lawn after your dad had spent hours mowing. You come to a stop at one end and put it in nuetral. You rev the motor loud and high and drop it into gear, you proceed to tear up the grass leaving long brown streaks of dirt and continue untill tire spinning stops, you then pull over and measure the marks by walking over them and counting your steps, you then compare it to last weeks.

Eric: You ready to do some bastard marks? My mom just left with my dad.
Alex: Aw hell ya!
Continuation:...
Corolla: BWaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAAAaaAAaa....
Eric: That was Awesome!!! 93 Feet!!!!
Alex: Thats 3 feet better then last week! YEA!!!!
Erics dad 3 hours later: What the fuck is that in the back yard?
Eric: Like those bastard marks?!?
Erics Dad: *shakes head in dissapointment*
Eric: Oh, you love it! * He then looks at his mom and pushes her* what!? What!? you want some? you want some? ya thats right, what you lookin at?
by Its mE Alex July 24, 2008
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Brotation Marks

When replying to a question, the use of Bro at the beginning of the sentence and the end of a sentence (like the use of quotation marks). Often used to say a witty/comedic comeback to the posed inquiry.
Example 1
Dude 1: My girlfriend got pregnant and i have no idea how!
Dude 2: Bro, based god fucked your bitch bro!
Dude 1: Nice use of Brotation marks, but that doesn't help the situation!
by Efstathios 'The Greek' October 10, 2011
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Mankster

That guy ain't nuttin but a mankster.
by Rolondo December 31, 2005
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zombie mask

A zombie mask is when you ejaculate on a woman's face and then push her face into the sand. She then gets up and stumbles around, arms outstretched, either looking for something to clean off her face or looking to choke the crap out of you!
I taught my cheating girlfriend a lesson when I took her to the beach. I blew my load on her face and then pushed her face into the sand. I laughed as she stumbled around the beach with her zombie mask on.
by SMuOpKE September 1, 2006
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