I think I might be constipated. I felt like I needed to take a poo and I was sitting there for ages but all I got was a Male Miscarriage.
by Spubman January 09, 2021
male Monday is the day where men get all the rights, despites the law. They can do what they want for 24 hours. Happens every week, and should be a big tradition celebrated world wide
This tradition was made by GGCentral
This tradition was made by GGCentral
Courtroom:
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday
by ChineseDictionary January 22, 2020
Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities and act like monkeys.
Man1: Hey man do you play basketball?
Man2: Yea, I can also dunk
Man1: how tall are you?
Man2: I'm 160cm
Man1: go back to the zoo banana male
Man2: Yea, I can also dunk
Man1: how tall are you?
Man2: I'm 160cm
Man1: go back to the zoo banana male
by doooooooder May 11, 2018
by Realwordsspoken November 19, 2020
A male who doesn't conform to society's norms. However, unlike sigma males, they do not pretend to be intelligent. Nor are they edgy. They would rather shit on a tree than do anything productive. As a result, they have in a way returned to make without realizing it. They spent most of their day working out, masturbating, or eating food. They commonly eat, pizza, apples, meat, and Doritos. They typically fight with gamer males over this source of food. They usually win this confrontation unless they are outnumbered or outsmarted.
1: Hey bro look at that guy he's shitting against a tree.
2: Don't mind him bro he's just a Unga Male.
2: Don't mind him bro he's just a Unga Male.
by Sussyballs696969696 July 23, 2021
by brothisismyrealname October 11, 2021
by professional yo mama male July 14, 2021