Mouldy monday

The Monday after a weekend amphetamine bender. Spending the day hot, moist and mostly stationary. Feeling like that crust that's been in the bread bin way longer than it should have been.

Man: I feel like shit...
Man2: Been on the phet again?
Man: Yep... Mouldy Monday as usual.

by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016

Mouth icicle

When a man has given a blowjob and has cum dripping on the side od his mouth

Hey bro, you have a bit of a mouth icicle there

by Vanrich September 9, 2016

mousebrain

A playful/less offensive insult from the book series Warrior Cats

Used to describe a cat who is absent-minded or has silly or dumb actions

You’re such a mousebrain, Fireheart!

by freewifim8 December 26, 2017

Mouse Fishing

While working or playing on your desktop, you accidentally drop your mouse that's attached to your PC onto the floor & your to lazy to bend down and pick up, so you grab the wire attached to the mouse and pull it back up to you. tada!

While Gaming On My PC, I Had to Go Mouse Fishing During The Middle Of An Epic Boss Fight. smh

by Mr.Dinoman April 23, 2018

Mousi

1.Many mouse
2.Group of mice
3.Several rodents
4. Abundance of vermin
5. Large quantity of pests

Evan: Danielle, look there is a mouse!
Danielle: No Evan, it is mousi! Run!

by DABulleji June 16, 2018

Mount Shitmore

When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!

I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!

by LonePooper November 3, 2018

Moufy

The bottom shelf aka thy crease of a females ass, female toosh

Bro look at that girl she got that fire moufy

I love girls that have firm moufies

by HALLAL! June 19, 2020