MOSHUMAN

A portuguese kid that tried to own the mosh. Also could be known as Portuman.

1- man, that portuman last night...
2- DEF MOSHUMAN.

by CHICKENFINGERS(L) March 15, 2009

a mosby

Telling someone who you are romantically interested in and who is interested in you as well that you love them, causing them to not feel any romantic interest towards you and freaking them out.

Telling a woman you're interested in and have realized you love at some point you love her, causing her to lose any of the obvious romantic feelings she had for you.

Same for a woman towards a man.

I.e. the exchange between Barney and Robin in How I Met Your Mother, and also the reason for the name itself - Ted Mosby from How I Met Your Mother.

"Tim just pulled a Mosby on Rachel"

"Oh God, he's never going to be able to get with her then. She was talking about how much she liked him just last week too"

by Barney"Suit"Stinson August 9, 2009

doing the most

doing too much; doing more than enough

Carly: I am throwing my boyfriend a surprise birthday party! I am flying him and all of his friends to Vegas!

Tasha: Girl you are doing the most for that boy!


Bob: Have you heard that new song from Usher called doin the most?

Dora: Yeah, I love that song!

by iluvtx&porkchops December 20, 2008

Moscow Mule

(1) noun. A drink, composed of a jigger of vodka along with equal parts ginger beer and lime juice.

(2) noun. Two guys, a futon, and a prime number of women greater than or equal to 3.

"Do you ladies want the moscow mule?"

by ortizoo April 10, 2009

Moss Trosser

A sporting term used to undermine and demoralize the opponent. Typically used as a direct insult.

Greg H. is a huge moss trosser.

by rk#1 January 18, 2009

Moses Effect

(Also see "Moses" and "Parting the Red Sea") The Moses Effect is when usually a single man dances in the middle of the dance floor. Slowly he begins to find that the space between him and everyone else increases until he is the only one on the dance floor or one of the few left, but all on his own. What can also happen is along with the spacing, all the girls that are booty-dancing with their guys they turn their guys toward that "Moses" in order to stay clear from "Moses". Besides using men as emotional tampons, this is one of the other worst things girls can do to single guys.

Setting: Club or any modern popular dancing venue.
Man 1 - Oh dang, that sucks..
Man 2 - What?
Man 1 - That Moses out there.
Man 2 - Oh no! Not the Moses Effect!
Man 1 - And now there gone...

by aleams March 16, 2009

mosier

One who can consume large amounts of alcohol without consequences such as vomiting, passing out, urinating oneself.

A mosier never pukes.

by chevhead93 July 24, 2015