martin freeman is kittens

Martin Freeman is a British actor. Most people know him from things such as John Watson in BBC Sherlock, Tim Canterbury in The Office and a few other things.
Kittens are cute, Martin is cute, therefore Martin Freeman is kittens.

Person One: "I've got loads of pictures of Martin Freeman~"
Person Two: "Oh my god, I love Martin Freeman, he's kittens!"

So Martin Freeman is kittens.

by gottagetmyjam April 25, 2011

Martin

Someone who enjoys eating that booty like groceries.

My boyfriend was a total Martin last night.

by Peelikethee February 27, 2017

Martin

An awesome one he is. Cares for everyone he does. Loved by all. And disliked by none. Get yourself a Martin. But not my Martin

Name:Martin / equivalent to a GOD

by Dwayne The 'Glock' Johnson June 6, 2020

Martina

Martina is an incredible human being.

She is an amazing friend and she will always help you when you need it. Although she is sometimes insecure, she surely is as strong as Diana, the Greek goddess we all admire.

She knows a lot of stuff and it's good at sharing her knowledge and opinions.

She is so beautiful and has an incredible soul. Her eyes are clear as her heart and her hair curly and soft, perfect for braiding.

+ Omg, I love her so much, she is incredible...
- Of course you do, she is a Martina!

by Diana 22 11 December 18, 2021

Dirty Martha

Noun: A crafty, creative project or product that is risqué or lewd in nature. Named for Martha Stewart, queen of domesticity and creativity (who might be in touch with her inner bad girl...she HAS been to the big house).

I decided to do a dirty Martha and made a batch of penis-shaped cookies to impress my friends.

by Naughty Counselor October 24, 2008

Martyna

A very good friend, not a backstabber. Is usually nice but can argue when needed. Sometimes can be a bitch. Unique and loved by many. Very easy to fall in love with, a great girlfriend with long term relationships. Martyna has a great body gorgeous eyes and amazing hair typically brown. Will abuse people she loves to show love and effection.

Oh dude look it’s Martyna she almost pushed me down the stairs the other day

Oh hey ! Martyna wait

by Better than you ex September 20, 2018

Doc Martens

A brand of footwear created in England and worn predominantly by those in the punk or skinhead cultures.

It is not spelled Doc Martins.

The official name is Dr. Martens.

I went to the show last night and bootstomped some jackass with my Doc Martens.

by theillien February 1, 2007