I’m single and I’m ready to mingle

Something someone might say when they are single and are going to masturbate and/or have sex for the first time

I just got a match on Tinder!

I’m single and I’m ready to mingle!

by RandomJack69 December 19, 2018

I'm smelling you ma

Phrase; chiefly New York City a phrase to indicate that you find a member of the opposite sex attractive

I'm smelling you ma. Note: West coast cats would never say something so ridiculous

by BizeeyStaff January 28, 2014

i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog

A phrase used for being discrete about masturbation

She got some nice Titties i’ll be right back I'm gonna walk my dog.

by Seaker's loli October 30, 2018

M.O.A.M.

A Tuesdaism which is an abbreviation of "mother of all morons".

Mike your cat is a friggin' m.o.a.m.!

by R. Tuesday February 20, 2008

M.B.A.M

Money By Any Means

rick: are you working today?
Jesus: hell yeah! you already know M.B.A.M

by SacapieRacing February 3, 2009

I'm gonna tell my mom

The most scary and offensive comeback ever do not use this comeback. If you do I warned you

Oh yeah well I'm gonna tell my mom

by The dictionary of holes June 21, 2022

i'm having fun mum

said when anyone says something extremly dumb, or makes a shit call. basically it shuts them down.
you say it in a retards sorta voice.
came from the add where the kid is on the monkey bars and says "im having fun mum"

"are the sun and the moon the same thing"
"i'm having fun mum"

by nikki.6 January 7, 2008