Lucy

Lucy is a person who makes everyone happy, she's perfect in her own way.

Who's that girl your smiling at everytime?

Oh, it's Lucy

by cas :) March 8, 2022

audi lucy

(audi)tory hal(luci)nation

... to save his manic tongue the unnecessary syllables, the tweaker told his shrink to henceforth refer to this symptom as Audi Lucy, reasonably she agreed. Suddenly, however, just outside -- sirens began wailing like a fussy baby being fed chalkboard-fed organic rusty nails, giving way to a sound so abysmal and horrendous. He knew that roar. Undoubtedly, it was a homicidal Sassafrassquatch ripped to his tits horny on speed. It's eyes rolled back as he furiously masturbated, bursting blood vessels on his forehead, grimacing, bellowing a sinister, gutteral yelp. & it's meat staff erupted like Pompeii, one could see all over his sweaty body morphing veins as the blood coursing through them coagulated into ropes of iron-enriched lumps of throbbing gristle. Upon the final primordial kung-fu pump Sass echoed a warcry so LOUD ALL OF the streetlights went dark and every car parked on this street's alarm started up as their auto glass shattered . Then Sassafrasquatch quickly pulled up his Dungarees to check for potential witnesses, and his gaze FROZE locking eyes with the thousand-yard stare behind his therapist's sunroom pane... Fuck this! He screamed bloody murder.
Or was that just the Keurig percolator shitting out again? Holy shit did I say this entire-- was I talking? DID SHE HEAR ME?! why's she insist on using such a jalopy coffeemaker? She gonna charge extra for all the Sass cum on the back deck???

La-la-la-la, i grab my tinfoil earmuffs and leapt off the fire escape.

by AorticKamikaze July 12, 2023

lucy

bastard gold digger who wont stop taking my money. bastard paki

lucy wont stop taking my money the gold digging paki bastard

by butfus April 3, 2022

Lucy

A very honderful person she is always horny her boyfriend must be a pervert or she would never like him she normally thicc af with a round booty she is rather an emo or just depressed a basic white girl she will love starbucks and often thinks about who ever she is dating during class and moan ;)

That girl gotta Lucy ass

by Big_pp_man February 7, 2020

lucy morrall

Lucy Morrall is a girl who loves her best friends and stick up for them but she doesn't like fake friends who turn out to be your enemy, she is sweet and takes all the time out of her day to keep her friends but when she loses one she is very sad she also has enough crushes that she can't choose out of them. When she gets asked out she gets very nervous and starts worrying about it but when she has her friends there she is happy to except or decline him or her. She is kind, thoughtful and likes shipping people. And when someone asks her a question she will tell the truth. She also hates being center stage and she can get very very angry and upset with someone and lash out at them. But at heart she loves her friends and cares for everyone and everything she also has her enemies which she will hate forever.

Lucy Morrall is a caring, kind and helpful girl who loves her family, friends and her crush but also food.

by Luc M January 18, 2020

darcy and lucy

usually a blonde and brunette duo. This duo is unstoppable. People with the names Darcy and Lucy are always bound to become best friends as they have very similar personalities. They are both naturally gorgeous and attract a lot of boys. This duo is wild, kind, easy to talk to and very hypo but yet they do have their sad moments quite often.

boy1: yo! have you seen those girls over there?
boy2: Darcy and Lucy?
boy1: yeah! They are so hot
boy2: omg i know!

by anonymous March 6, 2021

Pull a Lucy

To “Pull a Lucy” is to snitch on your lover to their estranged partner after finding out you’re the side piece.

Terry: I just found out my man has a wife and baby on the way!

Goldi- what’s her @ You should pull a Lucy with a finsta.

by GrandmasterGigi October 31, 2022