Lord Byron

An admin/moderator of a Facebook group with between 1-50 members who can't form sentences and romanticises their role as leader. It's an ironic term derived from the romance poet Lord Byron.

Group Admin: "My group I did banned you because did swearing."
Banned Member: "Okay Lord Byron, tell me again in a legible sentence structure."

by Churchley September 14, 2018

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Gimp lord

Someone who has reached ultimate gimpness because they are such an overall dumbass.

Jessica: Did you hear Connor broke his skateboard again?
Tyrone: What a fucking gimp lord.

by G1mpL0rd September 30, 2018

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Lord Calvert

An accident that occurs after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, preferably Lord Calvert Whisky for a genuine experience.

Be careful out on the rocks! You don't want to slip and have a Lord Calvert! I am not taking you to the hospital!

by Kboomboom June 5, 2018

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Dark-Lord

Some who consume a serious amounts of pain and start to see the world through the 3rd dementia eyes.

I am a Dark-Lord now “I don’t care about things that don’t matter to my progression that includes family, friends, Civilians and more.

by Goth boy March 17, 2023

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lord moment

Being dog-water and throwing

Dang joe really pulled a lord moment

by Uberweiss January 18, 2023

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Lord Winfield

The act of being defecated upon while inside a zorb ball and then being immediately rolled down a hill

My partner and I are going to the old sledding hill to enjoy a Lord Winfield.

by Gcostanza54 February 6, 2023

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A treasure hunting company engaged in recovering the GOAT, the Greatest Of All Treasures from the 1909 sunken shipwreck, the Millionaires' Ship, the palatial White Star Liner RMS Republic located 50 nm south of Nantucket Island.

Lords of Fortune is a treasure hunting company.

by Imagixx April 24, 2023

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