Smashing Leather

Sex.

Bro1: DUDE I'M GONNA BE SMASHING LEATHER TONIGHT, BRUH!

Civilized non-Bro friend: You.....you need to find a younger chick, fam

by The Golbez June 8, 2018

Fruit Leather

Another Word for LSD (lysergic acid)

Yo dude we should do some fruit leather
ooh yes I LOVE fruit leather

by cyberwar May 8, 2018

Oyster Leather

The labia majora and other skin surrounding the vagina. Usually discolored and resembles an axe wound.

Guy 1: I was fucking Jonathan’s mom last night and her snatch was all flappy.
Guy 2: Sounds like she’s got some oyster leather!

by Spare change poontang May 15, 2018

Mexican Leather

When a leather jacket is made in mexico. Typically, they find the nicest skinned school kid and use him for the jacket.

"Yo, this jacket was made in mexico!"
"Dude, thats mexican leather. Paco is dead".

by NAplam October 22, 2018

Tore Leather

To become very excited, partially sexually, as in

"Robin Hood became so excited he tore his leather jerkin off" (from the fortune cookies (offensive) database maintained at ubuntu.com)

At the arrival of the choirboys the Cardinal tore leather

by GuttandTag March 12, 2019

harvey lathburys exam question

annotate the text from the legendary harvey lathburys famous book ‘shakespeare doesn’t even rhyme’

‘i was shook’th when i saw that bumbaclart bad man walk through the door with that vigorous tone’ said half willy will, ‘ i thought he was gonna cum in me’
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and fortnite
and rocket league

and fifa

and gta
and suck your mom

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“harvey lathburys exam questions are shocking

by green armani jacket June 16, 2019

Dave Leathers

An individual so sexually deviant he Jacks off in the ladies room, ask other guys if he can help them jack off, brags about jacking off with both hands to every guy at Davis College, and had sex with his own mom

Dave Leathers is more sexually deviant then Glenn Quagmire

by CrotchDocter87 July 21, 2019