A crude turn of phrase used to signify the extraordinary unlikelihood that something will occur. It can also be used to describe something that is taboo, disgusting, or oxymoron-ic.
The chances of getting your NCAA tournament bracket 100% correct is like felching lesbians - it just doesn't happen (although technically, it could).
by Kourics March 17, 2010
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The Trendy Lesbian will discuss, with her Trendy Lesbian friends, how uncool it is to be straight, and how edgy it is to be "sexually attracted" to other females, and that is what makes them superior and individual.
When conversing with a straight female, the Trendy Lesbian will openly mock the practice that is a heterosexual relationship, and ask her friends such things as "Would you sleep with a man? I wouldn't sleep with a guy. I just think that it's weird and un-edgy." while the straight female wonders why she even allowed herself to respond to the Trendy Lesbian in the first place.
The Trendy Lesbian has more often than not, never slept with another female, and will stretch to kissing one at a party to keep her reputation as a "lesbian" untouched. The Trendy Lesbian has more often than not, never slept with a male and uses her "homosexuality" as an excuse for being ugly/unloved/oppressed by her parents/ignored at school etc.
Trendy Lesbians travel in packs, and will have an extended Trendy Lesbian network consisting of a large number of other Trendy Lesbians. They will meet up occasionally to moan about how there are no other Lesbians in their area, despite there being a large group of them sat together, who could in theory, just sleep with each other if they were really all that bothered.
The Trendy Lesbian will discuss, with her Trendy Lesbian friends, how uncool it is to be straight, and how edgy it is to be "sexually attracted" to other females, and that is what makes them superior and individual.
When conversing with a straight female, the Trendy Lesbian will openly mock the practice that is a heterosexual relationship, and ask her friends such things as "Would you sleep with a man? I wouldn't sleep with a guy. I just think that it's weird and un-edgy." while the straight female wonders why she even allowed herself to respond to the Trendy Lesbian in the first place.
The Trendy Lesbian has more often than not, never slept with another female, and will stretch to kissing one at a party to keep her reputation as a "lesbian" untouched. The Trendy Lesbian has more often than not, never slept with a male and uses her "homosexuality" as an excuse for being ugly/unloved/oppressed by her parents/ignored at school etc.
Trendy Lesbians travel in packs, and will have an extended Trendy Lesbian network consisting of a large number of other Trendy Lesbians. They will meet up occasionally to moan about how there are no other Lesbians in their area, despite there being a large group of them sat together, who could in theory, just sleep with each other if they were really all that bothered.
Girl 1: College is a new place full of exciting people. I need to be popular. I'm suddenly a lesbian because it's cool and original, and nobody else will understand me.
Girl 2: I'm in your shadow. I'm a lesbian too, because you said it's cool. Does that mean we should sleep together now?
Girl 1: Definitely not. We'll drunkenly kiss at that party tonight in front of everyone, and then maybe pretend we touched each other's breasts a little bit.
Girl 3: You're lesbians? I'm one too now.
Girl 1: That's so edgy of you. Let's go mock straight people for being conformists.
Straight Person 1: Look at those Trendy Lesbians over there.
Straight Person 2: I want to punch them for being shit.
Girl 2: I'm in your shadow. I'm a lesbian too, because you said it's cool. Does that mean we should sleep together now?
Girl 1: Definitely not. We'll drunkenly kiss at that party tonight in front of everyone, and then maybe pretend we touched each other's breasts a little bit.
Girl 3: You're lesbians? I'm one too now.
Girl 1: That's so edgy of you. Let's go mock straight people for being conformists.
Straight Person 1: Look at those Trendy Lesbians over there.
Straight Person 2: I want to punch them for being shit.
by jagsnig July 22, 2010
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by Killer Faery December 28, 2005
Get the lesbian seagull mug.The word Ebony derives from native the southern India and Sri Lanka from where various beautiful tropical trees of the genus are found. They are a hard, heavy, durable wood, most highly prized when lustrously black.
Ebony Lesbian is an African-American/Black female in which is a lesbian and beautiful is often referred to as an Ebony Lesbian.
Ebony Lesbian is an African-American/Black female in which is a lesbian and beautiful is often referred to as an Ebony Lesbian.
by Maserati Italian May 7, 2009
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Girl 2: Yes. I hated it. I'm a total silver star lesbian.
Girl 2: Yes. I hated it. I'm a total silver star lesbian.
by LNP July 20, 2008
Get the silver star lesbian mug.An overly populated following of the popular game " League of Legends " resulted in a new better-fitting name because of the demographic. This group can only base their existence and need for the game by comparing itself to DoTA 2, which is by far a better MoBA game.
This includes pre-pubescent taintlickers, beliebers, kardashians, Nazis, and the collection of Korean, Japanese and Chinese people ( and maybe some other Asians ) who spam rage characters in the chat box.
This includes pre-pubescent taintlickers, beliebers, kardashians, Nazis, and the collection of Korean, Japanese and Chinese people ( and maybe some other Asians ) who spam rage characters in the chat box.
Rick: Hey, did you hear those shitgobblers talk shit about DoTA 2?
Dick: Yeah I did, they probably play League of Lesbians.
Dick: Yeah I did, they probably play League of Lesbians.
by sillyphucker April 27, 2014
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