pink lego

Pink Lego is when you dip your toes in boiling water then dock with an uncircumcised penis. To create the ultimate building blocks for love.

Boy: I think i have a blister on my tip from the pink lego I got last night.

Girl: Gonna go trim my toe nails and get a pot of water going. I'll see you in the bedroom for a pink lego!

by Tractor Ass November 24, 2013

pocket legos

When you put a Lego figure in your urethra.

“Pocket legos are life braaa.”

by TheGayLegoFig January 19, 2018

Crackhead legos

Tweaker inventions

Crackhead legos is When people on drugs invent thing while tweaked out

by Pridegirl101 February 3, 2019

Drunk Lego's

Cursed Lego figures.

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.

by burgerkingassletuce December 4, 2019

dirty lego

A young woman of power, powerful enough to write her own discription

Lego Ellen, discovered the dirty lego and it is sexualising as a lego brick

by Dirty lego June 6, 2020

Daddy LeGood

A sexy alpha male who strikes fear into the hearts of all who meet him

OMG its Daddy LeGood

by PHRKYPHNX May 12, 2021

Parker LeGoff

That one dude that has a massively small cock. He loves sophomore girls named Aven and loves watching truck videos. He also goes by the name Zartak!!

Holy Cow!! It Parker LeGoff!!
Oh yea, he has the tiniest of wieners!! Oh and he sure does like sophomore girls from Kossuth.

by JLB55 November 2, 2021