Lainism

(noun) A loosely defined faith, usually compatible with other faiths. Centered around the character Lain Iwakura from Serial Experiments Lain, Lain is a quiet girl who becomes increasingly absorbed by the Wired, a living network of computers and consciousness. Lainism attracts both transhumanists and their critics, sometimes blending gnostic ideas. Most practitioners regard Lain as a demi-god, though many simply see her as a companion with a guiding role rather than an object of worship. Some Lainists have the belief that her well-being depends on the health of individuals and the society they form, this belief is based on C. G. Jung's concept of the collective unconscious.

“In practicing lainism, I often remind myself: ‘Just like I need most of my organs and their cells healthy to not feel like shit and die, Lain needs society—and most individuals in it—to be okay, they and the network they build are her body.’”

by Chisa Yomoda June 24, 2025

Lamington

The word my bro said while reading Lamenting

"...and some did neither but stood about *lamenting* (lamington)"

by PluckerTucker50 September 14, 2025

LAINER

Scotland's hidden tiger

If ye look behind the we men and goats you'll see a Scottish Hidden Lainer

by Andrew13l! September 24, 2025

Laminating

To enter a state of profound contemplation or engage in layered introspection thinking: To ponder deeply, often with emotional and philosophical complexity.

The man was laminating on his research work assignment.

by Always laminating October 6, 2025

Lamine Yamal

An 18 (sorry hes 17 and 17 months old) year old kid who thinks he's the best player in the world, while he gets owned by cucurella, Carreras, and nuno Mendes. Even a 40 year old penaldo beat him. Plays trash just to get glazed by everyone by just being 17, gets second in the ballon dor for a trivela, thank God dembele saved football. Hangs out with that hoe Nicki Nicole as she sucks off the talent from his dih so he gets pubic injuries every time. He's just an average player and olise is way better than him.

Salembappe: did you see that kid, Lamine Yamal, he's the best player in the world, and he's only 17!

by South Host November 30, 2025

Free-labin'

The state or act of a female not wearing underwear

It's so comfortable to wear my sweatpants when I'm free-labin'

by Bryan525 February 26, 2011

Jared Laing

Jared is a tall man who hit puberty at a young age. He has a huge d**k and the ladies can always see his bulge.

"Look at him you can see it his name must be Jared Laing"

by Jackasswhohatesyouall December 8, 2016