ham load

A heavier load of cum shot out of a mans penis. One that lays across its target like a half cooked piece of bacon.

Girl 1 - "Girl!, he blew a load that felt like he shot a hot strip of pork product."

Girl 2 - "What the fuck did you just say?"

Girl 1 - "Yeah it felt like he threw a ham load breakfast platter on my ass wthout the plate."

Girl 2 - "That's fucked girl! You best be leavin' him"

Girl 1 - "Kinda liked it"

by dang chi town October 16, 2008

loaded to the gunwales

very much under the influence of one or a variety of substances

Back in my wild days I was loaded to the gunwales every other night

by Woody Thomas April 14, 2006

Loaded

It can be used in past tense and present tense for all definitions. Loaded is a state of being.

English definition(s):
1.) When the ammunition container is filled.

Slang definitions(s):
2.) Rigged or fixed for cheating. Usually describes a pair of dice.
3.) Being in the state of Drunkenness.
4.) In the state of being high.
5.) Having a lot of money.

1.) The gun was loaded when I pulled the trigger.
2.) Hey, those dice are loaded!
3.) Oh man, Shelly is so loaded right now.
4.) See above.
5.) Look at all this loot. The owners must be loaded!

by Tom Saw ya May 30, 2009

loadie

Alcoholic

"You're all a bunch of loadies!"
"I'm so L O A D I E !"

by munger3000 October 12, 2011

b-load

1. a water pipe which has been packed with marijuana

2. album by 12 Cents for Marvin, released 7/7/2007

All night, Leon frantically ran around asking, "Anybody want a b-load?"

by Tommy Dub August 1, 2007

get a load of this guy

A phrase that is duly said right after somebody writes or says something incredibly foolish or ridiculous (i.e. full of bullshit).

See also: Bullshit detected

Twitter troll 1: Trump did a great job at handling the coronavirus

Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!

Twitter troll 2: The government is closing bars, restaurant, hockey tournaments, all for a miniscule virus? Wake up sheeple!

Everyone: GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY!

by Obv troll is obvious November 27, 2020

kurt loader

a)The moron on MTV who will never shut up even though he constantly proves he has no clue what it is he is talking about
b)the only person on MTV that is over the age of 25
c)the reason for the mute button
d)Cruel and unusual punishment

and now here is Kurt Loader

by Billy Florio April 30, 2003