Wombat Jungle

An extremely hairy woman with:

an over-grown wad of female bush completely surrounding the vagina

an over-grown wad of female bush covering the anus

a 'happy trail'

back hair

Tim: So Eric did you have sex with that girl last night?

Eric: Yeah, but she was a Wombat Jungle, so it wasn't the best.

Wombat Jungle by neonWaner May 14, 2009

vietnam jungle boots 

Boots in which are perfect for stomping queers although you will have to scrap the waffle with stick after said stomping is complete

NAZI:But here are the Vietnam jungle boots cost ya half as much and last ya twice as long. Great for stompin QUEERS!

vietnam jungle boots by FALLING DOWN November 27, 2010

Rough In The Jungle

A term used to describe something of a displeasing nature.

Possible origins reside in the the phrase rough and sleeping rough

Made popular by the band prodigy in the track Ruff In The Jungle Bizness

"Betty, that pie you baked was Rough In The Jungle"

Rough In The Jungle by SmellyM January 8, 2008

Wet Jungle 

When a man urinates on to another mans head. During this process the urine drips on to the man's face causing the man to feel a major sensation and jizz for several minutes straight.

When I was over Jim's house I made a major Wet Jungle on his head. It was great!!!

Wet Jungle by Jozabr January 25, 2011

Mexican jungle gym

An electrical substation

Guy: "A breaker blew out at the Mexican jungle gym near my house, I didn't have power for 2 hours."

Mexican jungle gym by theballer_04 February 28, 2011

The Jungle Book 

A sex act involving a peer sliding a banana up one's anal cavity, followed by allowing a live snake to enter the cavity for anal stimulus. All while holding a stuffed bear softly whispering "I love you Baloo".

Last night was wild with Darren when he did The Jungle Book.

The Jungle Book by WizardPouch January 30, 2019

The Burning Jungle 

The act of lighting a females pubic hairs on fire, and putting it out with the males seamen.

Last night Ben preformed the burning jungle, and accidentaly lit the whole girl on fire.

The Burning Jungle by Justin Blount and Grace puglisi May 2, 2008