Mega Jump

The jumping of mega-ness. Also a really cool game for apple for only cool people. So if your looking up this definition right now because you dont know what it is, then you do not deserve to play this game because you are not cool.
DENIED.

LOL.

But if you want people to think your the coolest cat, tell them you play Mega Jump, they will love you forever. Trust me. It happened to a friend of a cousin of my hairdressers. Also it happened to me.

Cool person: YO HOME DOG G, I THINK YOUR LAME SAUCES!!!
You: IM AM NOT LAME SAUCES :(:( WANNA KNOW WHY IM KEWL?!?!?!!
Cool person: okeieiieiie?!
You: i play mega jump
Cool person: OMG WTTTF LOL WOW THIS IS AMAZING OMG I LAVE YEW UR SEW KEWLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MeGaJuMpErTiNgZ June 14, 2011

Shower Jump

To take a crap and skip the use of traditional toilet paper and jump straight to the shower to clean up.

Steve: hey there Mike i see you made it into work on time today

Mike: Well i did a shower jump this morning and saved some time

Steve: I don't know what the hell a shower jump is but I'm promoting you to management!

Mike: gee thanks

by Duhwilly August 15, 2012

Mexican ski jump

The Mexican ski jump is a buzz inducing roller coaster that involves 3 different steps. The Mexican ski jump event begins with the participant taking a bong hit which they do not exhale. They then hold the bong hit in their lungs while snorting a line of cocaine. Last but not least they drink a shot of tequila, before exhaling the bong hit. The name of the Mexican ski jump is derived from the three events being representative of the colors on the Mexican flag, green, white and red.

Frank the tank did a Mexican ski jump before running down the street naked.

by Better Man August 28, 2013

The Jump Off

The side chick

Puffy is dissing Kim tonight so he can be with his jump off

I can't wait to be the jump off of Brett Michaels

Tiger is my jump off bitch

by Dawn Ardi December 31, 2009

Jimmy Jump

Lary Fishburne's charachter in King of New York, hes a hard core killer and Frank White's right hand man. also he loves chicken and soda (namely root beer)

i wish i was like Jimmy Jump

by Big Robert April 4, 2005

The Jump Off

Anything that is good or going on at the time of reference.

Yo, what's the jump off? My name's Paul

or

Yo, tonight the jump off is the Wu-Tang concert

by CaptainChronic August 24, 2009

polish jump start

going to a basketball court, getting naked, attaching power cables to your nutsack, jam a midget on the end of your cock and hit the switch with the intention of blasting the midget off your electrified wang through the hoop from the 3 point line. extra points for a swish.

yesterday sucked ass, i was boris yeltsin level drunk and i hit the court with some homies to practice my polish jump start. i killed 3 midgets and my cock exploded....i did hit a few 3's though. winning!

by lance uppercut176 December 9, 2011