July 9

Buy your middle child a cake day

I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake

It’s July 9 so you have to buy me a cake

by Notwhitson July 9, 2021

July 24

National suck boobies day
Go grab some boobies and suck em real good

„Man I love july 24“
„Why?“
„Because it‘s suck boobies day“

by Sisisigb July 17, 2021

July 14th

On July 14th you can ask anyone out as a joke or for real and see where it goes.

Jake: Hey it’s July 14th wanna be my girlfriend

Kelly: Yes

by Ryan snorts July 13, 2021

july 20th

July 20th people may seem nice but they are physco, also swag tbh

"hey when are you born?"
"July 20th, why?"
"woah you are crazy but its cool" :)

by vibeyy September 14, 2021

July 27th

National Boyfriends Day

July 27th is national boyfriends day. And you should go appreciate him for everything.

Hey babe it’s July 27th I love you so much thank you

by Sheluvkingjulian July 26, 2021

july guy

big flex

he’s a july guy bro

by stfu stupid bitch January 10, 2019

9th July

The day the most beautiful most perfect woman ever existed becomes your one and only forever.

On the 9th July 2022, the most wonderful person I’ve ever met in my entire life becomes the person i want to be with for the rest of my life and i am so great full to ever meet her

by Wang2.0 May 4, 2023