The thiccest baddest bitch on the east side of the Mississippi. If you fuck with Jordan Madgar you probably have mass amounts of sex and are pretty dope
by Lady tamer March 10, 2020
Is a small crackhead school, where all the girls post their bootie pics on vsco, and all the guys craze over their fuck boy attitude and pretend they sleep with all the girls but there actually watching orgies from pornhub.
by Mr.Leprechaun July 12, 2019
Small town in rural Minnesota around 45 minutes southwest of Minneapolis. Came to light in the early eighties when several of the town's adults were swept up in a case of satanic child sexual abuse, as well as a song by Noise Rockers Big Black about the above mentioned incidents.
by GaaraoftheDamned September 29, 2012
the girl: ''Hey Jordan!!! :)"
Jordan Hoff: *throws ball at her face and makes her cry in front of everyone"
Jordan Hoff: *throws ball at her face and makes her cry in front of everyone"
by ....bully December 09, 2019
A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.
someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.
by mk614 December 18, 2011
by JPsavagejr July 03, 2017
Felix jordan has a small willy
by Bigggg willly mannn November 08, 2020