Jordan River

A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.

someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.

by mk614 December 23, 2011

jordan pope

Jordan is a loyal person that is is go at basketball and is a savage

Jordan Pope is a savage

by JPsavagejr July 5, 2017

jordan hoff

This guy used to bully this girl that had a crush on him in 7th grade.....

the girl: ''Hey Jordan!!! :)"
Jordan Hoff: *throws ball at her face and makes her cry in front of everyone"

by ....bully December 9, 2019

Jordan Albanis

A kid who thinks he's a mad cunt but is not. Typically uses "G" when talking to others. example- "All good G", "Come help G". Usually thinks he is tough but is weak. Smokes a lot of illicit substances and hangs around with younger children because he has no friends his own age. Always gets bullied by people his own age. Forced to cry, else he gets beat up. Extremely dumb, cannot count, rides around on bikes and scooters as he's poor. Usually with his little eshay gang. Typically has a trash mullet and a rude head.

Stop saying "G" you are not Jordan Albanis.

by Pussyslayer300 July 19, 2020

Jordan Elbridge

Is a small crackhead school, where all the girls post their bootie pics on vsco, and all the guys craze over their fuck boy attitude and pretend they sleep with all the girls but there actually watching orgies from pornhub.

Who’s bootie pic is that?
Idk someone from Jordan Elbridge for sure.

by Mr.Leprechaun July 12, 2019

jordan ott

he is my dad.....

That is it.... He is my jordan ott

by dytfugiyfugh October 3, 2018

Michael Jordan

The only athlete in history to say his own name when he lets off that incredible jump shot

Announcer: Jordan come's up from the left hand side of the arc, jukes to the top of the key, FADE'S AWAY!

Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!

Announcer: MJ is money yet again

by edgepotato January 14, 2007