A river right next Jordan and israel. Not many know this but it is the place where Jesus Christ was baptized. It flows off in to the dead sea.
someone 1: hey have you been to jordan river?
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.
someone2: no, why?
someone 1: its where jesus was baptized. its really nice there.
by mk614 December 23, 2011

by JPsavagejr July 5, 2017

the girl: ''Hey Jordan!!! :)"
Jordan Hoff: *throws ball at her face and makes her cry in front of everyone"
Jordan Hoff: *throws ball at her face and makes her cry in front of everyone"
by ....bully December 9, 2019

A kid who thinks he's a mad cunt but is not. Typically uses "G" when talking to others. example- "All good G", "Come help G". Usually thinks he is tough but is weak. Smokes a lot of illicit substances and hangs around with younger children because he has no friends his own age. Always gets bullied by people his own age. Forced to cry, else he gets beat up. Extremely dumb, cannot count, rides around on bikes and scooters as he's poor. Usually with his little eshay gang. Typically has a trash mullet and a rude head.
by Pussyslayer300 July 19, 2020

Is a small crackhead school, where all the girls post their bootie pics on vsco, and all the guys craze over their fuck boy attitude and pretend they sleep with all the girls but there actually watching orgies from pornhub.
by Mr.Leprechaun July 12, 2019

Announcer: Jordan come's up from the left hand side of the arc, jukes to the top of the key, FADE'S AWAY!
Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!
Announcer: MJ is money yet again
Michael Jordan: JORDAN!!!!
Announcer: MJ is money yet again
by edgepotato January 14, 2007
