jizz napkin

The napkin, or paper towel used to clean up the jizz after jerking off, can also be used as a derogatory term twards another human being

"I made him eat my dirty jizz napkin"

"my garbage can is full of jizz napkins"

"you fuckin jizz napkin! il kick your ass"

by rekclobkcoc October 2, 2006

jizz-stimulate

1. to excite someone so much that the person is about to jizz in his or her pants

2. can be used interchangeably with the word 'sexy'

Stop jizz-stimulating me!

That red phone of yours is very jizz-stimulating!

I am jizz-stimulated by your tweeter.

by SexyBackWook May 25, 2009

jizzarific

adj- something that is so terrific that it causes an individual to jizz.

Kim Kardashian is so jizzarific, damn she's is fine.

by J-mon7890 August 23, 2009

Jizz Merchant

One who peddles ejaculate.

You are a Jizz Merchant. Wootenanny!

by KillBill2303 February 17, 2010

Jizz pimping

When a man sells his sperm for profit.

Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?

Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.

Man1: You mean for free?

Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.

Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!

by Jachze February 23, 2010

Jazzylean

Jazzylean (n.) A teenage boy, typically between the ages 13 and 16, with a slim physique, locks of golden blond hair, and an apparent summer tan. Unbeknownst to the casual observer, the subject is discretely up to no good at all times and should be closely surveyed for suspicious activity to determine whether or not the subject is a jazzylean.

Girl 1: "I got asked to prom by Jacob"
Girl 2: "ohh that jazzylean... it might be fun but you should be careful"

That young blond child looks like he will be a jazzylean when he gets older.

by The real Jazzylean December 15, 2010

Jizz Cakes

A rather excellent song by the eclectic outfit, Baptist & The Obscures. The name is rather a rip off of the superb funk tune, 'Squib Cakes' by Tower of Power.

A - Good grief, did you hear Jizz Cakes the other night??

B - Yeah man i did, blew my testis, mind and soul.

by marabousteak January 25, 2011