Pull a Jess

The action of stopping abruptly to communicate with someone without any prior warning. It also includes the action of not returning emails by periods, coming back, apologizing for not replying, and then going at it again. All these actions are usually done in the midst of a virtual dating / chatting process.

- Got any news of that girl from Ottawa recently?
- Well we wrote for awhile, but since last week, nothing!
- Hah! She pulled a Jess on you!

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- You're not going to pull a Jess on me, are you?
- *lol* no! i'll be there, don't worry!

by Ulvain February 25, 2008

jess-ter

Boring; dull; not out of the ordinary;

"Eyo Jamal, we gotta kick that jess-ter ass punk outa here before he ruins the party"

by Tahy Zondey October 31, 2007

jesse lee soffer

The hottest person in Chicago PD

Look there’s Jesse Lee Soffer with his best friend Tracy Spiridakos

by Onechicago4eva January 5, 2021

Jesse's Girl Syndrome

When a guy wants to date/likes a girl his friend is dating, from the song Jesse's Girl by Rick Springfield

Bill is friends with Jack, Bill has a crush on Jill and wants to date her, But jack Jack is dating Jill, Bill has Jesse's Girl Syndrome.

by LJSmithNY June 15, 2014

jesse jackson

a black guy who did the same thing white guys do and got everybody mad at him, thus proving he was on the right track.

Don't hate, congratulate.

-Jesse Jackson

by major_delmac March 4, 2005

Jesse s'd

The act of posting a completely uninformed statement, then attacking anyone who opposes it and victimizing oneself for mock sympathy. This ignoramus will then board the whambulance and ride home to mommy, where he will try to flame people for any of the following:

a. their superior taste in music
b. their gender
c. their sexual orientation
d. all of the above

Any attempts to retaliate against someone who has Jesse S.'d it will automatically be followed by "U R STALKING ME ZOMG U NAZI"

"man, I just totally got Jesse S'd by a douchebag on this website."

"dude, that sucks. Did you tell the dude to go buy a hooker and get laid for once in his life?"

"nah dude, he got on the whambulance before I could respond."

by hiding ahhahaha omg skurred July 16, 2008

Uncle Jesse

A bearded racist from the backwoods of Georgia who guzzled Daisy's huckleberry pies like it ain't no thing. He was played by Denver Pyle, the father of John Stamos. Denver Pyle died a while ago; he died of lung cancer. It probably sucked. He was from Methune, Massachusetts

Denver Pyle? You mean Mr. Methune?

by T Dog Jenkins June 11, 2004