Dirty Juan

In baseball, attacking a baseman by purposefully sliding into them when running between or stealing bases.

Bautista pulled a Dirty Juan attempting to disrupt that double play.

by channelmaniac May 17, 2016

U.S.S. Juan Valdez

The infamous cargo-carrier that ran aground (due to Captain Joseph Hazlenut's having downed one too many cups of joe) in Alaska and spilled thousands of pounds of Colombian coffee into the bay, giving the surrounding wildlife a major case of the caffeine-jitters and thus causing them to behave really weird for weeks afterwards. The fiasco caused a major "media-buzz", as well.

After the U.S.S. Juan Valdez accident, coffee-transporting cargo-vessels were required to pack their coffee in separate thick-walled metal shipping-containers rather than just bulk-filling their holds with the dry product, to reduce the chance of the coffee's just spilling right out into the ocean if the ship's hull is breached.

by QuacksO August 5, 2018

Juane

Reserved at first, until he gets comfortable and then watch out! Very artistic, a little goofy and somewhat out of his mind, but always a good time.
Kind hearted, sweet, and secretly sensitive, Juane is always someone you want to be around. He has your back, and always will pick you up if you're in a bad mood.

Sometimes hard to read and sometimes mood swing, but one of the best people you will ever meet.

Juane is one of the funniest guys I've ever met

by Mari Roki November 23, 2021

Juan paco

And all around just damn good cowboy and the most intense lover ever.

That juan paco olula

by Juan paco January 10, 2024

Juan

The completion after the male anus is stimulated, leading one to ejaculate.

She started licking down there and I couldn’t control that Juan shot, it went everywhere.

by ChiChiJuan August 28, 2021

Ploppy Juan

A sloppy joe using chorizo instead of ground beef.

I'm running late at work, let's just make some ploppy juans

by SuomiMike32 February 3, 2025

JUAN

juan is the nicest, most funniest person in the world he may be annoying at times but he means well if you ever become friends with a Juan don’t lose them and they may prank u with no harm intended all jokes , and they are the best boyfriends you could ask for they will love you and make u feel worth a million dollars and don’t take them for granted.

girl 1 : look it’s juan such a tramp
girl 2 : don’t be rude just because he’s my bf and you know you can never have him because you lost him forever

by aroved October 5, 2019