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Jackson The Hedgehog 

A purple hedgehog who is Sonics distant cousin from the Green Hill Zone. Unlike Sonic, he has “cool grey” eyes. (Technically one eye and two pupils. Jackson is somewhat retarted and has been diagnosed with Aspergers. He is pretty fast, but not as fast as Sonic. He feels as if he has no chance of finding love, yet he doesn’t try hard enough. He tried the in the past, but to little success. He is not Sonic…
Jackson The Hedgehog is my favorite Sonic character.
Jackson The Hedgehog by CrispRat420 December 19, 2021
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jackson holbrook 

A real big asshole. He will always cheat on you than lie about it. He is very very desperate. He is also a player. Never date a guy like this if you are looking for a good relationship.
Jackson Holbrook: jackson is the biggest dickhead I have ever met

Jackson Michigan 

Jackson Michigan the place you go to to get carjacked brutally robbed by 4 dudes in trashy baggy clothes with 1 hi point an 3 glock 9s with all the fentanyl an shootings u can surprisingly rent a shitty condemned house for 750, all the stds u should wrap your Willy your baby daddy still not paying child support, yo baby mama not shit fuckin yo homies while your Locked up for intent to sell, shitty cars with 24s just know you can smoke the best weed in Michigan while chillin at your favorite parking lot stores include dollar general an Walmart with all the wanksta white kids just know there is a huge gang presence in the town mostly bd an gd 5630 while no one works cause there’s no good paying jobs there is a lot of local rappers including 5630 emar, Tez, niko castellano an a lot more overall Jackson is declining very fast an is the most dangerous small town in Michigan an heading to the worse top 5 really soon

jackson 5 

gorgeous girls at wellesley high school.
they are very prude and everyone would do anything to date 1 of them.

consists of: The twins (Lauren and Nicole), Skinny bitch (Marina), Marge (Margaret), Titties (Rachel)
I am in love with one of the Jackson 5.
jackson 5 by yourmotherisawhore December 11, 2004

Jackson (verb) 

A noun describing a person who has made the act of incompetence a professional career "the Moment I walked into McDonalds I knew the waitress was a complete Jackson"

Thought to have originated from a legendary British Jackson, a UK based marketer who in the past has stapled her hair, set fire to her face and even once went to work in the wrong office for an entire day
"TI asked my PA if she could take my suit to the dry cleaners and she put it in the toaster. What a Jackson"

Jackson Pollock 

1. n. An artist whose style is characterized by his method of throwing paint at a canvas in a seemingly random manner.; 2. v. to ejaculate forcefully on the face of another.
Though I do not appreciate the formless methods he employs, Jackson Pollock is exceptionally creative in his methods.

Dude, I totally jackson pollocked jenny last night.

jackson's dick 

The small thing in the world. It is so small you need a microscope.
jackson's dick by Bemopielover January 5, 2017