black friday

the day following thanksgiving where americans go out and buy extra shit they don't need that ends up in the dump, oceans and kills the turtles.

ironically, it is also held on the same day as 'buy nothing day' (much better if you ask me) Buy nothing day raises awareness of the negative environmental, social, and political consequences of overconsumption.

"bruh karen went to like 16 stores yesterday and brought home three coffee makers, a tv, two suitcases and a 42 pack of spatulas"

"my mom got trampled in costco on black friday and she still came home with a broken tv that was 95% off"

by primeverdeen November 29, 2020

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Devil's Friday

The alternating Friday in which a person is not paid by there employer.

Did we get paid today?

Nope, remember it's devil's Friday. We get paid next Friday.

by Jeffrey daumer March 19, 2014

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Double Friday

When a Friday is not only the first day of a weekend but also a break from work, school, etc.

My favorite double Friday is the one for Christmas break

by Walking dictionary November 21, 2014

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O Friday

Orgasm Friday, the Friday before thanksgiving/ holiday season, the last day to cheat before the holidays

My O Friday is set and ready! My last chance to have great sex before I’m stuck with my wife this holiday season.

by Luckywood November 17, 2017

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Donut Friday

Donut Friday refers to a growing trend within workplaces (particularly in the pro bono legal sector) where donuts are ordered, purchased and consumed by staff for morning tea each Friday.

"Man, I just can't wait for Donut Friday... I'm gonna get a cinnamon one!"

by fridays=donuts October 22, 2009

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