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The Cunt Point

As seen in many Facebook photos; the cunt point is where the obvious scummy chav, of approximately the years 14-19 takes a picture with another completely random scummy chav cunt, the picture tends to be taken neither from the two cunts in the photo but usually from either the equivalent female version of the two or a poor passer-by who has been roped into taking a picture of the cunts. The point itself is when the smaller of the two cunts points with his middle finger and index finger at the bigger cunt, it is important to remember for The Cunt Point is that you have to keep your hand as close to your body as possible and try to give a thumbs up at the same time. The combination of both of these will collaborate to form a deadly cunt point and at this current time it is spreading all over social media, infecting the thousands that see this unfortunate event.
Matt: Hey man, wanna get a photo together?

Olly: Sure, make sure you remember 'The Cunt Point' otherwise society will doubt how much of a cunt I am man.

Matt: Sure thing mate, if anyone doubted you I could beat them up with my little finger
by AJR888 September 2, 2014
mugGet the The Cunt Pointmug.

Jizz Point

More commonly known as the JP, this is the point at which a male simply cannot contain his sperm anymore, and jizzes all over the place.
Girl: "Dont forget to pull out before the jizz point."
Boy: "You mean the JP?"
by KingJamesV December 27, 2011
mugGet the Jizz Pointmug.

Pussy Points

A fallacious system of points accrued by White Knights by coming to the aid of a damsel in distress. White Knights accrue these points either consciously or subconsciously and believe that once enough points are accrued they may be redeemed for sexual relations with women.
White Knight: "Do not fear fair lady! I too believe that women only earn 77c to the dollar compared to men"
...later that night
White Knight: "So I stuck up for a woman today. Wanna fuck?" (Note: words actually used may be different, words chosen for effect.)
Woman: "That's nice of you. Will you buy me dinner?"
White Knight: "Sure thing!" (Thinking to himself: This should earn me enough Pussy Points to make second base!)
by WhiteKnightSlayer July 7, 2015
mugGet the Pussy Pointsmug.

Point Blank

“Men ain’t shitPoint blank thooo
by Nicki.minajs.son September 1, 2020
mugGet the Point Blankmug.

Hi Point

A drug dealers weapon of choice during a police stand off or a drug exchanged
Every drug dealer is or had conceal carried a Hi point during a stand off or a exchange
by the random idiot September 23, 2021
mugGet the Hi Pointmug.

Brownie Points

Some bullshit, inanimate currency your mom gives you when you’ve done something to win her favor or affection. Somehow related to the Girl Scouts, but she can’t quite remember and can’t relive her glory days, even in her memories.
Sweetheart, did you take out the trash and do the dishes without me even asking? Awh, what a good boy. You’ve definitely scored some brownie points today!”
by WINH4X March 20, 2020
mugGet the Brownie Pointsmug.

facebook points

Having a shit ton of friends that you don't even know just to have it listed as X number of friends you have.
Dude she has a shit ton of friends, 1000+ facebook points.
by chenzillah December 4, 2009
mugGet the facebook pointsmug.

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