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Instagram Olosho

Girls on Instagram, especially Nigerians who go nude and make twerk videos with swimsuit to gain attention and attract followers. They often put their page on "private" and usually have big boobs, ass and use their page to market themselves to men who pay for their services. They are more like online prostitutes who are believed to have very low IQ.
That girl looks so pretty, but I can't date her, she's an Instagram Olosho.
by Wood Iv March 23, 2019
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instant date

When two people go out for a date and if they don’t like what they see, they bounce.
Man 1: “man I went out for an instant date”
Man 2: “oh yeah? How was it?”
Man 1: “Thought she would look like Halle Barry but instead looked like my big toe so I dipped”
by Dianalynnis April 11, 2023
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backup instagram

I think it means your cheater account
He had a backup Instagram when she shut down his main account, so he could keep seeing other girls/quys
by uuuuuuuuuu March 6, 2014
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insane

Doing the same thing ( usually because it feels good) over and over again and and expecting different results. sometimes this happens if you fail at whatever it is you're trying to do yet the desire so great it compels you to keep trying. It can be with anything and with anyone.

insanity can mask itself into different situations and cause you to believe that it's new and refreshing yet just it most likely is the same old Trap.
insane man #1 has been playing the blackjack table for the last 15 years because he read a book about how it was possible to consistently win at Blackjack at the casino.

They sold him hopes and dreams. fool
by learnt April 19, 2017
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Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later.

Being unable to play a instance (or dungeon) in World Of Warcraft due to too many other instances already being in play.

Most commonly, the player sits outside the dungeon and cries about quitting the game, but for some reason you end up spending hours upon hours waiting until you can get in.
Human Priest: i keep getting "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later."

Dwarf Hunter: OMFG THIS IS BULLSHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I PAY 15 BUCKS A MONTH FOR THIS.

Gnome Rogue: ima go listen to some crab core

Tauren Druid makes some strange gestures.
by boxcarracer944 August 13, 2009
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Instant Pussy

She is an instant pussy, just add beer.
by Anonymous June 30, 2003
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Instacrush

to instantly find yourself fawning over that one hottie with the sparkling eyes, and that beaming smile. you probably don't know their name, and they probably don't know yours, but who cares its infatuation at a first glance. its not necessary to know much about that person, besides the fact that they're oozing in appeal.
Guy1: " oh man did you see that waitress over there? "
Guy2: " you mean the one in the miniskirt?! hot! "
Guy1: " No shit."
Guy2: "instacrush dude, instacrush. "
by donteatcows October 27, 2007
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