Wind Shits

The inability to stop breaking wind.

Diarrhea of farts.

After that refried bean and egg breakfast burrito and a 10 sack of White Castles for lunch I got the wind shits so bad my dog wouldn't even hang out with me.

by Trapped In Time May 14, 2018

Keep the wind off

To have a snack.
To eat something so you aren’t hungry but also aren’t full.

Sid: “I had lunch 2 hours ago and dinner won’t be ready for a while yet but I’m hungry.”

Marc: “Just have something small to keep the wind off then.”

by Berrybop May 2, 2025

Dragon Wind

Dragon Wind is when you fart under a blanket and instead of a dutch oven you kick the bottom up so it creates wind that blows your fart up to you and your partners face.

Tom: Beckey is mad at me because last night in bed I farted and kicked the blankets up to give her Dragon Wind. It was rank.

by EvryWmnzFntsy May 6, 2020

kawasaki wind chimes

Breasts so large that just watching them dangle will put you into a zen like trance.

Oh momma those are some Kawasaki wind chimes if I’ve ever seen em.

by thepulloutking June 2, 2022

wind

crunchy air

its a windy boi today

by yeetig January 9, 2019

wind burnt

action where wind is strong enough to burnt the skin after a long period of time

During the soccer game I got wind burnt but didn’t notice till that night

by Rebecca Dobson May 2, 2018

back wind

When you’re fucking a bitch from the back and get a whiff of the ass musk

Bro I was fucking the girl last night and the back wind was crazy

by Dxout January 12, 2024