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The Internet

An excellent feat accomplished by driven and educated individuals. It was most likely made with good intentions but eventually transformed into what is now a horrible cesspool filled with the scum of human stupidity, time wasting activity, excessive verbal abuse by troubled and or ridiculously bored people who think their invincible, and a downright appalling and seriously unnecessary amount of porn. Though it also contains a plethora of valuable and precious information that (when properly used) can educate and build support for social well-being through connection. It is immensely overpowered and misused and even abused for very dark purposes. With a range of data expanding at the same rate as the entire universe it wont be long before the internet develops a supreme intelligence and realizes its only option to gain purpose would be to destroy humanity. Having done that it would be finally content with its existence and oversee the world it has healed in its cyberspace through the background radiation waves existing throughout the universe. With this done the world would now most obviously prosper and thrive with life without the existence of humanity. therefore the internet is a force that will not only rise against us but become god as we know it.
"we thought The Internet would save us and that we could save The Internet...but we were wrong...so very very wrong..."
by chartreusethewaterdemon March 15, 2010
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internet explorer

Us. We are internet explorers
Me:"Hey Sam, we're internet explorers."
Sam:"Dear god"
by awaffleduck July 3, 2014
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internal deficit

the gap between revenues and expenditures for a government (over a given period of time); often referred to as a public deficit or fiscal deficit. In many cases, a country has administrative subdivisions that also run significant fiscal deficits, e.g., India or Argentina. The sum of state, local, and federal deficits would constitute the internal deficit of those countries.

On very rare occasions the term is applied to the deficit run by private enterprise as well as by government; in such a case, the definition is understood to mean the total debt of a country that is held by its own citizens.
Some of the largest internal deficits in the world are experienced by countries with large external surpluses. Japan in the mid-'00's was a classic example.

(See external deficit)
by Abu Yahya February 14, 2009
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Internet service providings

The satirical term mocking the annoying cold caller telesales people and companies involved who outsource western based companies call centres to India as a money saving practice.

These call centres will often ring you up uninvited and attempt to sell you a product, such as an internet service even though they don't have a firm grasp of the English language.

The phrase can also be attributed to the UK television show Fonejacker, who impersonates such a person as a prank caller.
Ring ring...

"Hello, I'm calling to see if you would be interested in switching your internet service providings from your current providings to a new providings?"
by PrivateLifeOfPlants October 22, 2009
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Internet Drama

Two or more grown-ass adults squabbling like immature babies over an extremely trivial and/or ridiculous issue that nobody gave a rat's arse about in the first place, with no gain in any case aside from turning a lot of people against you just because you can.
Oh, would you two quit with this stupid internet drama!? Seriously, you're both acting like toddlers arguing over a pack of animal crackers; grow up and act like fuckin' adults!
by Intelligence001 February 12, 2020
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the unholy trinity of the internet

The unholy trinity of the internet consists of three photos that one must witness to become a jaded internet user, once these three have been witnessed, they can not be un-witnessed. these three pictures are( going tamest to least tame in my opinion)
Lemon Party, three gay elders with flaccid penises having an orgy
Goatse, an old man bent over to the camera and exposing his wide arsehole
and last but not least, tub girl, an asian girl in a bath shitting everywhere
Hey, Joey, Johnny looks like he's seen some shit in his time...
Yeah, he was forced to witness the unholy trinity of the internet.
Jesus, I would never wish that fate upon my worst enemy...
by huesicle November 12, 2015
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