An infinitesimal and irrelevant country in Central Europe cursed by both an exaggerated sense of self-importance and a national inferiority complex that can be traced back to the fact that anything that it has ever achieved is due to either German immigrants or Jewish emigrants- most often based at top U.S. universities.
Boasting the one of the highest rates of heart disease, depression, cancer and suicide in the world, Hungarians are known for their uncanny ability to sabotage anything and alienate anyone they come into contact with. For Hungarians to do anything but lie, cheat and steal at every available opportunity is a badge of sophistication.
Nicknamed as the "country of no consequences" (to foreigners: "a country of no consequence"), Hungary's most outstanding achievement in the 20th century has been its remarkable ability to completely squander the economic and political lead it once had compared with other Central European countries after the fall of Communism. Slovakia now has higher per capita GDP and Romania will join the Eurozone before Hungary. Both of these would have been unthinkable ten years ago. Good thing the country is too insignificant for anyone else on Planet Earth to notice. Hungary's greatest impact on contemporary global culture has been its production of a disproportionately large number of porn stars- and the success of the Jews it ejected from the country. The contrast between the pulchritude of the women and the shabby and the sock and sandal wearing know-it-all men accounts for Hungarian womens' predilection to spawn with foreigners. Good thing the men are usually dead by 55...
Nicknamed as the "country of no consequences" (to foreigners: "a country of no consequence"), Hungary's most outstanding achievement in the 20th century has been its remarkable ability to completely squander the economic and political lead it once had compared with other Central European countries after the fall of Communism. Slovakia now has higher per capita GDP and Romania will join the Eurozone before Hungary. Both of these would have been unthinkable ten years ago. Good thing the country is too insignificant for anyone else on Planet Earth to notice. Hungary's greatest impact on contemporary global culture has been its production of a disproportionately large number of porn stars- and the success of the Jews it ejected from the country. The contrast between the pulchritude of the women and the shabby and the sock and sandal wearing know-it-all men accounts for Hungarian womens' predilection to spawn with foreigners. Good thing the men are usually dead by 55...
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by hexaGonmaN April 28, 2004
Get the William Hung mug.A man with a well endowed penis, at least 7.5" in erect lenght for all men, along with a width of 2" and a girth of 5.5", although called big.A man is hung when it has at least this.
by Andre June 17, 2006
Get the hung mug.Short for hungry. Hung is pronounced with more emphasis on the final "G" sound than the "NG" sound. Used predominantly by women, and confusing to men (due to the more common usage with regard to a large penis).
"I'm so hung, I could eat a horse"
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Get the hung mug.1. Noun; A country in eastern Europe - geographically located on a map in central Europe, but when one resides in the country, one is well aware of the fact that it is actually eastern Europe.
2. Noun; A country which would be nice to live in, if it weren't for the people.
3. Noun; A country famous for paprika, goulash, unfairly well figured women, ugly men, mafia, being atheist, turo rudi, fornetti, Tokaj & Eger wines, rude behavior, sluts, porn, tattooed eyebrows, cheap services, dumpster divers, the worst drivers in the world (yes, worse than Italians - by FAR!), sausages that look like grey snakes, and chauvinistic men
2. Noun; A country which would be nice to live in, if it weren't for the people.
3. Noun; A country famous for paprika, goulash, unfairly well figured women, ugly men, mafia, being atheist, turo rudi, fornetti, Tokaj & Eger wines, rude behavior, sluts, porn, tattooed eyebrows, cheap services, dumpster divers, the worst drivers in the world (yes, worse than Italians - by FAR!), sausages that look like grey snakes, and chauvinistic men
A: Woman! I'm an unemployed, fat, bowling ball headed mafioso...you're supposed to be cooking, cleaning, working to support us both and birthing children at the same time!
B: Yes, my lord. I know we are in Hungary, and this is the way women are supposed to be treated.
A: This paprika really brings out the flavor in this Goulash!
B: Yes, Goulash and paprika are both from Hungary. It's a law in Hungary to put paprika in every meal.
A: Why are you going to Hungary...are you hungry? Bahahhahah
B: You're a douche. Like I've never heard that one before...
B: Yes, my lord. I know we are in Hungary, and this is the way women are supposed to be treated.
A: This paprika really brings out the flavor in this Goulash!
B: Yes, Goulash and paprika are both from Hungary. It's a law in Hungary to put paprika in every meal.
A: Why are you going to Hungary...are you hungry? Bahahhahah
B: You're a douche. Like I've never heard that one before...
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