Hookertard

a hooker that has sex with retards.

Damn ol girl is a hookertard

by lalala012345 February 22, 2011

Hooker Eggin

The act of driving close to one or more prostitutes while the passenger throws eggs at the whore. May also be done with a sling or other similar device.

My douchebag friend drove and I got to do some serious hooker eggin. I hit that bitch right in the face!

by IrischGuy December 8, 2011

hooker

An extremely vague and leading statement to 'bait' or 'hook' someone into asking what is meant by the statement.

Jack (hooker): "I hate this feeling..."
Jane (falling for the hook): "What's wrong?" or "Are you okay?"

Jack: "I hope I don't go on any more dates like the one I had last night"
Jane (falling for the hook): "Why? What happened?"
Jane (hook resistant): "Ya, hope not"

by Sue180 September 21, 2011

Hooker Pirate

A girl who is a stupid skank.

Yo that girl is a smelly hooker pirate.

by fastenfurryous February 14, 2012

Hooteratic

Someone who either has a vast love for chicken wings or most likely a fetish for young girls in tight orange shorts

Friend: Hey Jeff your a Hooteratic

Jeff: But I really am here for the Food

by ThePourDr October 20, 2012

hookerpottamus

A fat hooker

Look at that hookerpottamus walking the corner

by marcopolo310 December 30, 2012

Hooker Grief

The feeling of grief and shame after finishing intercourse with a hooker

After I came in Kandi's ear, hooker grief set in and I began to sob uncontrollably.

by ChemCookers December 13, 2014