head condom 

A beanie, or any hat that bears a striking reseblance to a condom when placed on your head.

look at that dude wearing the head condom.

head condom by Nick Vaiano January 7, 2008

head poncho 

1. noun. Used to describe the leader of a pack. Similar to head hancho except a much better leader and awsomer. A rank most people only dream about.

2. The top part of poncho. like the hood part.

Since Natalie led her crew team's strokes, she earned the rank of head poncho.

head poncho by head poncho April 12, 2010

head ache 

An unfortunate affliciton of the neck and spine for both women and men which is contracted via the rhythmic motion of "giving head", hence causing "head ache"

Oh man, according to Danny Sessions, Chat Dodds couldn't have left that party without severe "head ache". You know....because of all the gobbies.

head ache by rossevan October 18, 2007

head whore

one who performs oral sex one too many times and becmes know as a SLUT or WHORE for it

Jackie is suck a head whore she sucks dick like its her damn job.

head whore by Matt January 20, 2004

Head Count 

Similar to Bed Count. One's Head count is the number of times you've gone down on someone, performed oral sex. Many people believe that oral sex doesn't count as a full notch on your belt, so Head Count is adjusted as Fractional Sex.

Kim: "Well, add one to my head count. I just went down on David in the back seat of his car. I guess I'm up to 15 now."
Krista: "Well, that's fractional sex, so it only counts as 10, especially if you didn't swallow."
Kim: "I swallow every time."
Krista: "Okay, 12.5 then."

Head Count by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author February 19, 2007

head on a stick

To sever the spine to render a victim unconscious or a "head on a stick"

I prevented the victim from escaping by making him a
"head on a stick".

head on a stick by Lexigore July 29, 2008

head in your hat

to insert penis in the vagina

AYE girl lemme put my head in your hat i heard ya brim was tight

head in your hat by Panda, Odle, Ant March 8, 2008