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Ultimate happiness

When Two beings love each other so much that absolutely everything is about the other person. That you would give them your last cookie. You would wash their hair in the shower. You would bring them flowers every week just to see them smile. That you would send them texts of sunrises first thing in the morning to make their day better. That you would call them just to say you love them and that’s all you say. That you write them love notes on the toilet paper with a sharpee just to say you care. That you would do anything for this person even if it made you give up something you really cared about. That you would kiss them with morning breath. That you would pluck the hair from their unwanted areas. That you would give them the last glass of wine, the last bite of Dessert. That you would rub their feet just to give them a break. That you would bring them a hot wash cloth just to wipe their face in the morning in bed. You change their breaks just because you want them safe.
Mike and Heather have achieved ultimate happiness in their relationship!
by BigMikeMike May 13, 2019
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Self-happiness

When I acomplished my goal, that gave me self-happiness.
by JJJJJJJJJMAN October 21, 2014
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Happy Start

When you pay the extra cheese straight up at the massage parlor and you get a handy from the masseuse before the massage. Preferable to a happy ending.
The Asian spa downtown will give you a happy start for an extra $20.
by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019
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happy cringe

When something is really cringy yet it still manages to make you smile, maybe because it was nice or sweet.
Person 1: I'm going to be the entire planet soon.
Person 2: You're already my world ;)
Person 3: You just made me happy cringe.
by DatBoi2222 August 16, 2017
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happy parade

A parade exhibiting happy people carrying rainbowed flags. Sometimes the boys kiss other boys and the girls kiss other girls.
by Maenta June 30, 2008
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enter happy

When someone types on more than one line while instant messaging by pressing enter a lot.
Person: hi
Person: how
Person: are
Person: you
Person: doing
Person: lol
Person2: You're getting a little enter happy on me right now
by MC K-Town McPawesome November 8, 2007
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Happy Zone

A code term used to describe the size of a man's penis without having to give specific details. Being "in the happy zone" means you are at least average or a little above. (5.5-8 inches) See also the Frankenstein Zone and the Outrageous Zone.
Not huge, but he's in the Happy Zone.
by GregiPop April 17, 2011
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