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cold hands

If you always have cold hands you are great in bed.
by River Tiffany October 17, 2006
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juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.
It's like juggling turds with wet hands!
by Ian Chode September 13, 2003
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Dashingly Handsome

Attractive; Commonly used with males. The term may imply a gentleman, and properness. Other times it may refer to a rugged, tough look, i.e. Indiana Jones.
The top hat he wore that night made him dashingly handsome.
by Le Gentleman April 7, 2010
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Kentucky Handshake

When someone rips your arm off and shoves it up your ass. Popularized by the webcomic 'Bug'
John, shut your mouth or I'll give you a Kentucky Handshake.
by Malkontent42 September 18, 2010
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downtown handshake

Euphemism for manual stimulation of the male penis by a dirty hooker (for money) employing the non-dominant hand and lubricated by bearing grease.
Todd was so poor, he couldn't afford a bj from a real hooker, so he had to settle for a downtown handshake from Holly Herpes behind the Jr. Food Store.
by leedlicks247rocker April 27, 2010
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Fanny hands

The hands of a person who pickpockets fanny packs, specifically fanny packs worn on the rear rather then the front side.
The thief used his dirty fanny hands to take the money out of the old ladies fanny pack without her even knowing.
by FannyHandsMcGee November 7, 2011
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Hulu and hang

code for two people going to each others houses and fucking or doing other sexual related acts while hulu plays in the background
Derek: hey jennifer want to come over so we can watch Hulu and hang?
Jennifer: mmmm i like that alot more than Netflix and chill
by IlluminatFightR November 28, 2017
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