gotcha boner

A condition that causes one to abandon constructive conversation in an effort to undermine a single unimportant point for self gratification.

Due to his gotcha boner imposed zeal Aaron totally mischaracterized Ben's stance on free markets but constantly pointing out that Spectrum is an evil wrong doer.

by possiblyben February 5, 2019

God gotcha!

Said when something bad happens to someone who recently did or caused something bad to another, usually the person stating the phrase.

A man has his credit card rejected after cutting an old lady in line at the grocery store. The old lady notices and promptly announces, "God gotcha!" in the direction of the frustrated and now bitter man.

by Grandma Gee September 18, 2008

gooch special

the lunch choice of the gooch everyday at the SBC caf
consists of the chicken burger and fries with a pepsi

Im getting the gooch special

by Frank Lester January 29, 2008

Scooch a gooch

Caroline's mom uses it as a phrase for "scoot over," but it can used for an exclamation at anytime; like instead of "Shit!" or "Oh no!" ou can yell this.

1.) Hey fat ass, mind scooching a goose? I'm not that thin either!

2.)Bobby Flay: Oh scooch a gooch! My show got cancelled again!

by billySusan May 15, 2008

Gooch Cooch

a particular pubic hair patch shaped into the Gucci symbol, commonly worn by females....and more commonly worn nowadays by homosexual males.

"ooh, jesus chriiiitht, would you lookit that Gooch Cooch?! It totally doesthn't go with those bewts".

by Courtney R. Klein November 16, 2007

gooch

refered to as the big landing strip between those rusty peaches and your cornhole

aw dude i got a date tonite can u shave my gooch

by mathew sanchez September 1, 2010

Gooch

The Wooley Crack between the Ass-Hole and the Ball-Sack

When i saw the gooch it looked like a sheep was sleeping there.

by Stoegenhousenvanderhougal March 22, 2011