Goose

A goose that can steal literally ANY object that you are holding and you can't kill him.

Guy 1: Hey there, Guy 2! How is your day today?

Guy 2: Terrible. That damn goose stole my sandwich and threw it in the fucking water! He didn't even eat it!

by AlienMan33 November 27, 2019

Goose Neck Slam

When you're performing oral sex while the receiver is upside down. You flatulate into their nostrils

Jake: "Yo I totally Goose Neck Slammed that bitch on Friday"
Mitch: Might have carbon dioxide poisoning after the famous Goose Neck Slam

by KingJonk February 4, 2020

Goose Wayne

Gucci version of batman

Bro Goose Wayne followed me on twitter, gotta flex it to my hommies

by Goocci wayne March 28, 2020

Goose

A very annoying thing

(_*_)>
Its a goose!

by LAUGH HARDER May 7, 2020

Goosecetarian

A person that believes in The Great Mother Goose.

Human A: why do you have “Goosecetarian” listed in your bio?

Human B: because I believe in the great mother goose and her majestic randomness.

by A7hena June 30, 2020

goose dancing

seeing a goose dancing means that you see a crackhead in their natural habitat

dude 1: bruh did you that goose dancing?
dude 2: yeah that guy must have had some good crack

by crackdaddy1o1 September 26, 2020

gooselord

Some cute guy on twitter

GooseLord is an absolute Chad

by HelloThereFriends! October 6, 2020