A fart that mirrors the trumpet of a goose. Can be used in verb form, "goose farting," descriptor "goose farter," or formal salutation, "goose fartina."
by hcjh June 9, 2021

A respectable gentleman of the internet. A Virtual Goose is neither aggressive nor insulting on forums and games alike. A VG will often take to wearing cloths suited to a formal occasion even when in a casual setting. A Virtual Goose is "like a sir".
by Virtual Goose June 21, 2012

Commonly deemed as someone who flocks to a group of females who are obviously taken in order mate; this usually happens at bars or parties.
Guy 1: Dude, that guy is surrounded by girls.
Guy 2: Yeah, what a cooch-goose. He's totally cockblocking the guys in the group.
Guy 2: Yeah, what a cooch-goose. He's totally cockblocking the guys in the group.
by Nick and Enrique March 4, 2008

When performing oral sex on a male you "goose" their anus with your pinky repeatedly, but never fully penetrating the anus.
by Nasty Nancy January 25, 2014

One who often finds himself in predicaments and dilemmas and just doesn't really belong with the other geese because of his ridiculous behavior.
by the island of misfit toys March 29, 2010

by Chaniqua04 September 5, 2016

"o you silly goose"
by Tyrone Johnson June 30, 2003
