Egyptian Eye Goggles

When a man squats over a sleeping person and allows his testicles to sag down to gently lay on top of the closed eyes of said person.

*Person 1* " HA, Barb sure had a nice pair of Egyptian Eye Goggles on last night."

*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.

by bigoldfatguy January 3, 2012

Peruvian Eye Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead.

Check it out! Mark's passed out. Should we teabag him, or should we give him the Peruvian Eye Goggles?

by Christina Farah December 9, 2006

strawberry goggles

when a man places his balls in a womans? eyes

dude i gave your mom black eyes when i gave her my strawberry goggles

by monkeytoucher December 27, 2008

Beer goggling

Get hammered then get naked go into your mates neighbors garden shake your tail/FANAAYY at them then jump back get dressed before your friends see so you can say it never happened.

No matter what they will look attractive cause you will be hammered and if they are not attractive your not hammered enough.

OMG take your tail away from me.

Next day 'Hear what our neighbor said about you last night...
And you didn't get naked once unless of course you were beer goggling shit.'

by Rockjaw July 19, 2009

goggle the rooster

blow job...................à

"So can she goggle the rooster?"

by ALF December 21, 2004

Japanese Rain Goggles

n. When a man covers a woman's eyes with his balls while she gives him felatio.

Bitch get in here and I'll give you Japanese Rain Goggles.

by texasredeyechicka November 25, 2010

Reverse Beer Goggles

When you wake up the morning after a long night of drinking and realize that the person you took home is actually a lot better looking than you remember.

Mel: "The guy in my bed this morning was super hot!! I thought he was just average looking last night."

Aileen: "You must have had reverse beer goggles."

by The Duchess of Drinking October 29, 2009