Garrison Goggles

in the military we suffer from something called "Garrison goggles" the longer you're in garrison the better ugly/fat chicks look...total loss of standards...sanity....dignity, hope...

See also: <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+goggles">Beer Goggles</a>

Garrison Goggles: A Man afflicted with Garrison Googles will hit on any girl in sight no matter what she looks like, at the expense of his pride, self respect, and self esteem.

by sanjit_ September 26, 2008

Beer Goggles

An amazing NJ-based rock cover band that gets everybody laid. Every night they play. Period.

I can't believe it. I finally got laid after this long dry spell. Thank you Beer Goggles!

by BeerGogglesNJ April 10, 2010

Moon Goggles

The act of draping one's scrotum over an individual's peepers. Why is this called giving someone "Moon Goggles" you ask? Because when looking directly at a solar eclipse, one will find it is painful to the unprotected eyes. Looking through a stretched, veiny ballsack acts as a buffer to filter out harmful UV rays. The first planet you see (besides the nads on your brow) is the moon. You're using this skin as goggles. Ergo, you have donned "Moon Goggles".

Dude #1: Hey look! A solar eclipse! Someone get me some Moon Goggles! Blah blah blah and all that noise.

by Leroy Foote May 6, 2011

Arabian eye goggles

To place hairy balls over someone's face with a ball covering each eye.

Look he's asleep give him Arabian eye goggles.

by biglingo May 22, 2015

African goggles

when the male puts his balls on the women’s eyes and viciously nosh off

come on babe, let’s do african goggles

by kenyan shades March 14, 2021

Japanese Rain Goggles

What I gave your mom last night.

Ask your mom what Japanese Rain Goggles are and she will tell you what I did to her last night.

by Member 248791 October 20, 2016

Hillary-Hating Goggles

A device that you wear over your eyes, to only see Hillary in a negative way. Even if what you are seeing/reading isn't true, it still shows Hillary to be:

a. Socialist/Communist

b. Not emotional enough

c. Too emotional

d. Not an agent of change, because being a women is nothing new to the Presidency.

e. Somehow not ready to be President because her husband played around on her, even though 50 percent of all marriages have some sort of infidelity going on.

f. A bitch. Even though Bitches get things done.

I was trying to take an accurate look at Hillary's positions, but my Hillary-Hating Goggles didn't allow that.

by just plain greatness March 2, 2008