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Woody's Got Wood

Woody's got Wood. A beautiful and deep love story about a toy and the toy's owner.
"One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood."

Me:"Hey man, wanna watch Woody's Got Wood?"
Friend: "Fuck off dude I ain't gay!"
by iloveapplepieman December 15, 2016
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I Got Robbed!

Phrase that really means I Got Fucked or the previous person that worked on this really fucked things up. Used to describe former co-workers that left projects in a royal mess and as the days and weeks go by after they left, each one of these landmines come up and bite you in the ass. You can identify a potential "Rob" before they leave if you overhear their conversation with customers include things like: "What happened was...".
Customer: My electrical gear didn't show up at the job site-when will it be ere?
Sales engineer: What gear and who are you with?
Hangup
Sales engineer: "I Got Robbed!"
by Leftover Meatloaf September 19, 2013
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Got sent to the Gulag

A drill term born thanks to the game Call Of Duty Warzone, it means that someone, an opp or even a friend was killed in a fight, mainly by stabs.
Reading the journal: ( boy in Homerton got killed by 23 stabs)
Me: yooo, this guy Got sent to the Gulag!
by StainlessCrash24 August 22, 2021
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You got shaqed

The term "you got shaqed" refers to your wife or gf shoving a big black meat horse cock in your ass and turns your insides into mom spaghetti.
Me: My girlfriend used a moby huge on me

Friend: Damn bro, you got shaqed.
by UrBn-_-Zombie April 12, 2022
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got our pickaxe

he got our pickaxe
he got our pickaxe11!111!!1111
by BottomDop March 16, 2022
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this guys got wheels

Don't let him get by because this guys got wheels
by Johnnysavage22 February 3, 2017
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you’ve got a cold

someone who is a cold hearted-bitch
mate you’ve got a cold
“aye fuck off
by BusySucking January 10, 2019
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