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Ghost Tea

When you pour your tea from the teapot after it has steeped & it’s only hot water.

Usually because you didn’t actually put a teabag in but thought you had. Sometimes happens when your kid steals the teabag for their tea thinking it’s funny.
“Man, it’s way too early for this. My toasted English muffin was about to pop up & I go to pour my tea from the teapot & it was nothing but a ghost tea.”
You thought it was there but it’s not, just like a ghost. Only hot water.
by JBRacing October 8, 2023
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Ghost stories

Ghost stories has the best English dub on it ever
Person one: have you seen that one Anime…. Uhhh Ghost stories I think it’s called
Person two: you think? It’s one of the best Animes you’ll ever see. It’s really funny and I almost cried at the end
by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023
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Dingle Ghost

Small clusters of soiled toilet paper clinging to the untrimmed canopy of anal shubbery. Resembles phantoms of the butthole
Good Heavens! I licked your anus and my tongue is covered in dingle ghosts!

or

My lord! That curry last night was so spicy my anus is haunted by dingle ghosts
by poomaster3000 September 10, 2009
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Joking Ghost

The act of ejaculating on someone while they are sleeping without being caught.
Girlfriend: "I woke up covered in jizz, what the fuck!?"

Boyfriend: "Call some paranormal investigators, I'm pretty sure you room is haunted by a joking ghost"
by jewCjuice October 13, 2010
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Holy Ghost Ride

Batman: “Religious extremists have taken the pilot hostage and are about to crash into Six Flags.”

Robin: “Holy Ghost Ride Batman!”
by Kevotard January 2, 2011
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the ghost buster

when you pee in between your girls legs while she is peeing named that cause you can't cross streams
by dan akroyd September 1, 2014
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boner ghost

When one lays a tissue over their erect penis and proceeds to fly it about the room in a ghostly manner
George had a cracking time seducing Joe with the antics of his boner ghost.
by meldon888 December 5, 2015
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