Girlfriend Fund

noun-the amount of money a guy spends to get and keep a girlfriend. It includes spending money on things such as dates, gifts, and even upping your wardrobe or standard of living to keep her happy. When a guy is single, he can use the money he would normally spend on his girlfriend to justify buying himself expensive gifts or anything else he wants that's normally out of his budget. Since his girlfriend would normally receive the benefit from his money, he doesn't need to feel bad about splurging on himself

"Yo, that's a sick watch Son! How did you afford that?"

"Easy, I took it out of my girlfriend fund since I broke up with mine last week. 'Spend it on me!' You feel me?"

by Doublestuff March 26, 2013

Foster Girlfriend

a foster girlfriend : when you talk to a boy/girl/them for a while and basically are dating then stop talking and then they get a partner right after. AKA a half way home hoe or a foster girlfriend

Guy 1: *stop talking to girl 1 after weeks/months of talking and flirting*
Girl 1: “I wonder what happened”
Girl 1’s Friend: “Well he has a girlfriend now, but didn’t you too just stop talking?”
Girl 1: “Yeah, that what happens when you’re a foster girlfriend”

Girl 1’s Friend: “What’s that?”
Girl 1: “a Foster Girlfriend is when you talk to guys and then they find “The One” right after you”

I guess I’m a foster girlfriend. I always end up single while they end up together

I.E. Foster Girlfriend: a temporary hoe/ love interest/ rebound

by ThickBickNick February 3, 2021

national cum in girlfriend day

on the 11th day of any month you can cum in your girlfriend

“ayo bro it’s the 11th today, that means it’s national cum in girlfriend day”
“that’s sick i’m going to do it now”

by anonymous lmaoaoa May 1, 2021

the girlfiend

The drunk bitch that fucks your roommate while your in the room trying to sleep

Jon brought over the girlfiend and I had to pretend to be sleeping while they fucked for the better part of an hour

by jayson warhawk October 30, 2007

Anthonys girlfreind

Anthonys girlfreind is kiara

Anthonys girlfreind is kiara bro

by llamakinng November 8, 2018

girlfriend

Someone who will leech off of you, until they have consumed all your resources and friends, before they move on to someone else etc.

AKA, a computer virus.

My girlfriend spent all my money and made me lose my mates, and now she's fucking that guy from burger king.

by thejamdude August 8, 2006

Your girlfriend

She is probably cheating On you Rn

Wow , i slept with your girlfriend

by Im under your bes April 24, 2020