guitar fucker

daron malakian

hes a guitar fucker hes always humping his guitars on stage. gay ass

by fishycomputer December 22, 2025

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Guitarance

Something you tolerate, and yet your heart sings for it.

I have such a guitarance for trap-remix music!

by BIRDGUITARANCE January 7, 2026

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guitar queefo

Its when you queef so much it sounds like your playing guitar hero

I got my back blown out so bad yesterday, my pussy sounded like i was playing guitar queefo.

by Kus emak March 13, 2025

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Guitar Amp

The only electronic device that becomes more desirable the more physically and functionally broken it is.

my brand new guitar amp sucks. i am going to but a $69,000 goldentone amp off ebay that was found in a pond and all the tubes are burnt out

by HamoodHabibi2.0 June 5, 2023

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The Guitar Effect

When someone becomes attractive once they play the guitar, even if they're not.

Dude, that guitar player is super hot

No dude, that's just the guitar effect

by Mama yo ♡ March 11, 2023

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Elvis' guitar

And they will also buy fucking bathwater from a fucking YouTuber. Literal fucking bath water. And then drink it, get sick, and go to the hospital.

Hym "So is Elvis' guitar more real to you than other guitars? I bought an Ibanez Iceman because it's the same model as the one Darren Malacian uses in Toxicity. That has no relationship to the concept of 'real.' The creator of the universe either spoke directly to a guy or it didn't. It isn't a fucking nebulous thing. I don't care if you devoted your life to it. I don't have to do your fucking sex cult and no there isn't a thing you don't have to do in response to that you fucking prick."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2024

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