by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022

Doing a girl doggy style while she is bent over leaning on a cedar chest that was inherited from the males Pennsylvania Dutch grandmother.
My girl mary got some splinters in her forearms while I was doing the grandma sweitzer in my bedroom
by kpsweitz May 6, 2018

Fellatio resulting in ejaculate overflowing through the recipient's nose, when the recipient is older than their partner
Last night while hooking up with a cougar I came so much that I Cleaned Grandma's Attic. If you know what I mean.
by Fajita Jane January 5, 2023

Doing a girl doggy style while she is bent over leaning on a cedar chest that was inherited from the males Pennsylvania Dutch grandmother.
My girl mary got some splinters in her forearms while I was doing the grandma sweitzer in my bedroom
by kpsweitz May 6, 2018

When a raccoon breaks into your house and steals all of your Nickleback and Logan Paul Cds without asking.
by RaccoonHater69 March 5, 2018

A grandma got run over by a reindeer snow globe dome is snorting lines of coke while the female snorts lines of coke off your erect penis and then gives you a blowjob
by Janos n da guap July 10, 2019

Person 1 "yo my granny brought me some food today"
Person 1" I'm totally down with that grandma kink
Person 1" I'm totally down with that grandma kink
by Gayfredo October 30, 2017
