Google Giggles

a hypothetical website or application in which kids content is plentiful. used as an insult to "cringe" content, stating the "cringe" creator was banned from said website.

"this tiktoker is so cringe."
"he was prolly banned from google giggles."

by Noctone April 08, 2023

Crotch googling

Putting the phone in your crotch when at a desk or dinner table while googling (checking) a statement or fact

Are you crotch googling that under there?

by Clevering January 10, 2018

google-miliate

To utterly humiliate another through the expert art of google-fu

You were so right. You totally google-miliated me.

by oogoom May 01, 2009

google meat

a sexual act where someone flashes Le dick on google meet

your friend: I just tried google meat on my teacher.
You: What The Fuck is wrong with you

by Edward dick hands January 19, 2021

Google Pinger

Someone that, when disconnected from the internet, will ping Google using the windows cmd prompt.

John: "Hrm. Nothing's timed out yet but I can't be sure I've been dropped. I'll ping google!"

Jane: "Pfft. What are you, some kind of google pinger?"

by Luscan November 24, 2011

Google Diligence

Research and analysis of any topic on Google before wasting the time of others by asking them for an answer that is easily obtained online.

Shawn: Gus, do you know when the new season of Breaking Bad starts.
Gus: Shawn, do your Google Diligence and look that shit up.

by jhdemicco February 28, 2013

Google Pretend

The act of googling something previously unknown or not yet understood & acting as if one knew all along.

Sally texts: "Banana peppers are amazing"
Joe Googles "Banana peppers"
Joe texts: "Yes I love them also :)" <-- Google Pretend

by siforek February 27, 2012