When a man squats over a sleeping person and allows his testicles to sag down to gently lay on top of the closed eyes of said person.
*Person 1* " HA, Barb sure had a nice pair of Egyptian Eye Goggles on last night."
*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.
*Person * "Haha yeah bro, Trent gave her eyelids rug burn with those hairy things.
by bigoldfatguy December 08, 2011
by monkeytoucher December 27, 2008
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Get hammered then get naked go into your mates neighbors garden shake your tail/FANAAYY at them then jump back get dressed before your friends see so you can say it never happened.
No matter what they will look attractive cause you will be hammered and if they are not attractive your not hammered enough.
No matter what they will look attractive cause you will be hammered and if they are not attractive your not hammered enough.
OMG take your tail away from me.
Next day 'Hear what our neighbor said about you last night...
And you didn't get naked once unless of course you were beer goggling shit.'
Next day 'Hear what our neighbor said about you last night...
And you didn't get naked once unless of course you were beer goggling shit.'
by Rockjaw July 19, 2009
Check it out! Mark's passed out. Should we teabag him, or should we give him the Peruvian Eye Goggles?
by Christina Farah December 08, 2006
by texasredeyechicka November 23, 2010
When you wake up the morning after a long night of drinking and realize that the person you took home is actually a lot better looking than you remember.
Mel: "The guy in my bed this morning was super hot!! I thought he was just average looking last night."
Aileen: "You must have had reverse beer goggles."
Aileen: "You must have had reverse beer goggles."
by The Duchess of Drinking October 29, 2009