gobbledygook

Talk or writing that is long, pompous, vague, and too involved.

Gobbledygook only confuses people. Say exactly what you mean and keep it short.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 19, 2023

shit gobbler

when one person finds a peice of shit and eats it or swallows it whole

"omg tht guys a right shit gobbler look how much shit hes gobbling"

"ye james does it every day u n00b"

by raven1337 October 16, 2006

dick goblin

someone who gobbles on dangerous amounts of flacid man horn.

ahhh Gookey's a dick goblin, he chomps on so much human horn...it's unreal

by blisterin badman 37 January 23, 2009

Sex Goblin

Surprising your other half by hiding behind an obstacle only to jump out from behind it revealing you are completely naked shouting the phrase 'sex goblin'. Intercourse guaranteed.

Ny girlfriend loves it when my inner sex goblin is revealed.

by BradTheImpaler March 25, 2016

gobblegoul

Italian meat u can buy at deli's.

Yo, ma, where da fuk is the gobblegoul?

by GGGGGGGGGGGGG September 10, 2005

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin)

A wank goblin (correct term: Mastabatory Goblin) is a creature that bites off a teenage boy's penis when he wanks too much.

The wank goblin serves as both a myth and a fact to those who get too wank happy.

Young boys fear the wank goblin. If he's sexually frustrated and likes to rub himself against things you know he is afraid of the wank goblin.

Wank Goblin (Mastabatory Goblin) :

James: Why're you in a wheelchair?
Ashraf: *Sobs* Wank Goblin bit my cock off!
James: Me too! I'll never wank again!

Mom: Jamal! That's the third time I've caught you wanking this week! Expect a visit from the Matabatory Goblin...

by Jamal Gordon-King January 5, 2010

Mind Goblin

Mind Goblin is a disease that affects 1 in 5 children

Doctor: I think your son has Mind Goblin

Mother: What is Mind Goblin

Doctor: Mind Goblin Deez Nutz

by SlaveMaster6996 January 13, 2022