Zorba The Geek

the biggest possible geek...must have glasses

Brendab Kelly is just like Zorba the Geek.

by katherine jordan April 6, 2005

Sneak and Geek

When one is in the act of sneaking, and the purpose of the sneaking is to partake in sexual activity.

you-"What happened to you last night? You disappeared."

me- "I pulled a sneak and geek"

you- "Haha lucky"

by rubedog October 26, 2011

band geek

one that was the Northwestern Lehigh "Tiger" Marching Band and didn't know what a touchdown was

How to explain a touchdown NWL TIGER TUBA style..."They ran that way into the thing, the guys went like this, and the score went up!"

by TIGER TUBAS '03 October 5, 2003

Metal Geek

A Metal Geek, is a metal head that prides themselves on on there loyalty of shitty metal bands, they tend to hate all mainstream metal bands, and will turn on them at the first sight of success. They treat metal as if it was there own country club, It takes a special kind of metal head, to be a metal geek, usually ghostly white and pimply looking, one can recognize them from there distinct overzealous love of Slayer, and there fondness for Swedish death metal bands, they tend to loath the metal bands, Metallica, Trivium, Bullet For My Valentine, As I Lay Dying, and Avenged Sevenfold, basically any metal band that has to much success.

Dave wearing his Children of Bodom TShirt, walks up to Daniel and says. "Hey dude, check out my band Wargayzm, our band makes fun of Trivium, and stuff." Daniel replys "DUDE, you are so fat, and have red frizzy hair, im not buying your crappy CD" Dave is the epitome of a "metal geek".

by Favre4Ever62084 June 23, 2008

computer geek

Basically goes up to a fifty year old virgin who spends his nights/days either waiting for a reply from his roleplay buddy or playing Counter-Strike, has been to at least six World Of WarCraft conventions, and thinks he's quite the pimp becuase he has six or seven online girlfriends. Who he refuses to send pictures. Calls his mother at least twice a day, just wondering "What's up."

Also see "pathetic".

Computer Geek-
Frodo23432: Hey guys, wanna play C-S?
Jk294803: HELLS YES!!!
Gandolf8493: I'LL PWN YOU GUYS! jk, jk!!!!

by GoldFlavoredSilver June 11, 2006

urban geek

someone who is very much based on street culture,read books that are street and hip-hop.impressively,fluent in street language,knows how to survive on the streets and good in expressing himself in an urban life,funny 2 say,a person who is highly dedicated and educated in urban life and hip-hop!

he doesn't perform well at school.yet he is an urban geek.

by jshay_2004 July 20, 2008

Warhammer Geek

Warhammer is a fantasy game that is the very definition of Geek. Instead of having a life, your at home painting and customizing little figures, that are really friggin' expensive. 60 dollars for 8 PLASTIC figures. So, staying up til' 3 in the morning playing with figures when your 21 is a major turn-off for girls. That's why some guys I know don't have a girlfriend yet, and probably never will unless they stop playing playing with that crap. And if your an adult reading this, this is exactly like dungeons and dragons, so it is not by any terms "cool". Some people say "who cares if its geeky, play it if you want to" While yes, thats true, people will seriously think you are nerdy, and that will damage your appearance with the "in crowd" Plus, while you could be learning how to play the guitar or drums during the summer, your in a shop with a bunch of geeks throwing plastic models and dice at each other.

COOL PERSON: Hey, whats up? Do you wanna go to that Mikey's party tonight?

WARHAMMER GEEK: Aw, sorry. I got to paint my army and fight my arch rival. I just got this new dodron piece. wanna check it out? and then I can tell you about my adventures!!

COOL PERSON: Uh, nah, thats okay man, Im fi-
WARHAMMER GEEK: So this one time, Captain armpit was up against three death droids. I thought I was gonna lose, but captain armpit used his butt-laser, and totally saved the army. And this other time, I-
COOL PERSON: Uh, sorry, I gotta go. *quickly walks back towards his car*

That was the first and last time the WARHAMMER GEEK was ever invited to party.

by Demondog September 2, 2009